slunt

One who will screw randomly and then suddenly have morals and not put out for another.

I screwed Molly repeatedly but she turned down my buddy Tim. That slunt.

by oifredleg December 30, 2008

Spunt

spending of the entire game pool without distributing the money to the rightful winners.

Man: Hey Mary, where is my money that I won in the football pool???

Mary: "Man, that money already done been spunt!"

by ccckc February 22, 2011

Sprunt

An insulting name for someone who can be described as a cross between a Sprite (mythical goblin like creature) and a runt (a small skinny person).

Dermot: Have you seen Gary lately?
Gavin: You mean Sprunt? I think he went to the shop.

by dunterman1 April 6, 2009

splunge bath

When you take a bath in splunge.
Splunge is to take a shit.
So it's to take a bath in shit.

Retard: I had a splunge bath yesterday, that's why I smell like shit.

by Chris May 14, 2005

slunt

When a women is a slut and a cunt

A slunt is a women that fucks around sexually with other people then the one she is committed to.

by bigvig42982 August 3, 2007

Splinter Cell'd

The art of excusing ones self from intense sexual intercourse in lue of the need to urinate thus exiting the slightly dimmed area and imitating the traits of a well trained assassin by stealthly shadow stepping your way back in leaving the victim clueless and sniping a semen streamed shot onto the most exposed and vulnerable side of the face giving you enough time to exit the premise before the guards are alerted. Extra points for the ears.

Ivan - "Jeremy, I'm sorry man. I had to splinter cell'd your mom last night in order to make a quick escape."

Jeremy - "It's all good, as long as your safe broseafus."

Ben - "Well I'm glad to see someone made it out :\..."

by Rolemodel05 October 8, 2010

splinter cell

1. A miserably failed attempt at copying Metal Gear Solid.

2. A game with horribly bad AI due to the fact that people dont notice Sam and his giant billboard forehead.

Man they released another stealth game but it was a total splinter cell.

by Jebbedo May 4, 2009