sploof

a word that a clown says to annoy someone

man:-walking-

clowm: SPLOOF!

man: AHHH! -runs away

by ace101.2 January 21, 2010

splong

an action word -- somewhere between splat and sprong.

Splong! Pow! Splat! Splong!

by splong March 10, 2003

splooge bomb

Popping the question; proposing to your significant other

Dude, can you believe that Brian dropped the splooge bomb on his girlfriend last night?

Katie looked shocked when Dave splooge bombed her right there in the restaurant.

by rich ryder May 25, 2010

Sploof

Another way to say bullshit or crap, if someones lying, etc.

"I once fought a bear."
What a load of sploof.

by Fannni February 22, 2011

Sploo

To chew someones ear

"Im going to sploo you"
/slurp chew slurp
"mmm you like that bitch don't you"

by Gorden August 6, 2003

pumpkin splooge

the "insides" of a pumpkin that are removed before carving

"i got pumpkin splooge all over me from makin this jack-o-lantern."

by ARCRUZ March 27, 2008

The Saloon

when a person spreads apart their ass cheeks, and their lover inserts their nose in said persons ass, the first person releases their buttcheeks, causing a swinging motion of the ass like a saloon door.

Last night i gave my girl The Saloon and she loved it.

by Ellie&Chris October 4, 2016