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The Splangs

The involuntary, orchestral, simultaneous movement of every muscle in your body when you are asleep... You know... that dream, where you are about to fall off a cliff/bike/hooker... then, SPLANG! and you wake up saying... What the Fuck!
Dude, I was so having a great sleep, until I got The Splangs!
by Fabulous Fabe December 10, 2008
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Summer Spawn

A girl who is pregnant most of the winter but covered up in winter clothes, so in the summer she pops up out of no where with a baby.
#1.Damn is that NuNu with a stroller
#2.Yeah, she just had it.
#1.I didn't know she was even pregnant.
#2. Yeah man,She has a little summer spawn.
by Whoharderthandrewcarter August 21, 2014
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beer spawn

A location where one leaves unused or unwanted beer/alcohol in a public location such as woods or bushes. Anyone can take the beer but it is expected that it will be replaced eventually either by the person who took it or by a new person who is looking to get rid of their alcohol.
Guy 1: hey dude we don't have any beer
Guy 2:lets go check the beer spawn for any

Man 1: hey I have all this old natty light I don't want
Man 2: dude throw that at the beer spawn someone will defiantly want it
by Greenleaf3 October 3, 2015
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rare spawn

Guy: "You know I found Big foot at the petrol station and he told me "Listen man, We're not extinct we just cover our tracks and bury our dead because you guys, you like to eat things and keep things as slaves." Then he asked for 3 dollar fiddy.

"Wow man you convinced me, it seems like you found a rare spawn."
by Indianacones April 24, 2017
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Male spawn of torment

A person (male) who makes you believe that you have a real shot with them, but in the end, he is actually likes your friends. He sets up this false reality by giving you looks, making you believe that you actually impact him, but don't be fooled, these connections don't mean much to him.
My male spawn of torment happens to be Derrien, a person who I believed had feelings for me, but instead , loved my friends.
by 24/7 Angst July 1, 2017
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Boy-splainer

When a guy tries to sound smart but makes zero sense.
Wow that bob is such a boy-splainer
by jzlovas November 15, 2017
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tyler splaine

a very sexy man with a very large cock
Tyler splaine is sexy as hell
by Tyler splaine February 13, 2018
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