spilff

Spilff means when you make a joint or blunt with no tobacco just Maryjane 🍁

Hey joe roll a spilff

by Gosia May 14, 2018

Spill the beans

When a stripper gives someone an enjoyable lap dance and proceeds to defecate upon them before it's over

Sparkles will give my laphog a good grind but I hope she doesn't spill the beans.

by nasty nater June 10, 2015

spillage

see muffin pants

when you see a person who's pants fit so tightly around their waste that their fat spills over their pants.

person 1 "she's put on alot of weight"
person 2 "i know, her spillage is hangin' out everywhere"

by jx December 6, 2004

oil spill

1,000 niggers in a pool at one time.

"damn did you see that oil spill in the pool?"

by valere March 13, 2008

spilling the juice

Kissing; making out

Sorry we are late, my girlfriend and I were spilling the juice.

by Tidus575 March 8, 2009

crying over spilled milk

Crying over spilled milk is when someone bitches about something so stupid and pathetic

Terry: Oh no, i left my penny at my grandfather's house! WE HAVE TO GO GET IT!, OMG HES NOT ANSWERING HIS DOOR, LIFE AS WE KNOW IT IS OVVEVERR

Me:Ah pipe down you loud whiny dick-in-a-bucket, Quit crying over spilled milk; the old fuck isnt even home, Plus you could find a penny on the ground, dumb twat

by Dirtyred April 30, 2007

spelt

Retardation; v. the incorrect past tense spelling of the word "spell" often used by white trash, fuckjacks, hilljacks, the occupants of trailer parks, hillbillies who have learned to read and write, rednecks, and the imbred.

Recent defenses of this word have been used such as, "it's on dictionary.com!" Because, you know, if it's on the internets it HAS to be true.

-And-

"Spelt i jus az correctly used az speeled you dumbasses GOSH!"

To which one is required to rebuttal with, "I fear for our future, I really do."

"Ah'm a fukkin dumass an' Ah jus spelted dat on da innernets. Yee haw!"

by Oneinches November 19, 2007