Spider Jizz

When Peter Parker breaks into your room when you least expect it and jizzes in your mouth. It normally tastes like spiders.

The other day i was doing my homework when I got spider jizzed!

Dude! did you hear the news, three old women got spider jizzed on in a dark alleyway at night!

by Spiderman fanboy June 16, 2009

Rap Nigger Anus Spider

When you are having sex and right before the climax, pull out a jar of brown recluse spiders and proceed to shove them up the partner's anus while blasting the song Nigga Nigga by Gangster Rap. This can only be done by masters.

Guy- OH JEEZ I'M ALMOST THERE

Girl- YES. OH YES! *proceeds to grab the jar of spiders and stuff them up his rectum*

Guy- WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!

Stereo- NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA! WHY YOU EAT SO MUCH CHICKEN?!

Girl- A RAP NIGGER ANUS SPIDER!

Guy- *facepalm* OOOHHH OKAY!

by A very angry brown recluse October 1, 2012

skids

skid row. Can be used to mean the "underground" scene of a city or any and all things that aren't shopping malls and picket fences.

"You grew up and moved on to suburban hell, but we're still playing in the skids."

by anonymous September 22, 2004

Pube Spider

The ball of pubic hair that you find stuck in the drain of your shower of bathtub that resembles a hairy spider, probably left behind by a roommate.

I was about to go take a shower when I found a gigantic pube spider just hanging out in my drain.

by eaglesfan95 June 27, 2010

spider loc

the newest bitch of g-unit. calls himself a g-unit crip. a well known crip cuz of a brother who snitches more than fifty. tried to dis game but got his ass beat on 240 bars and runnin' prob one of the dumbest shits in g-unit to go after game after g-unit got killed on 300 bars and runnin' G-UNOT!!!!!!!! BLACK WALL STREET FOR LIFE

" i heard dis after dis little nigga you suck, like ya baby mama in the third row of my truck" - the game 240 bars and runnin' (spider loc is a )joke

by fuck g-unit April 21, 2006

Spider-man that hoe

Is when you are fucking someone in their ass, then ejaculating on your hand, then when they turn around, you shoot in on their face like Spider-Man.

You have to Spider-Man that hoe.

by lolololololollooolllo Master Chief January 4, 2008

Spide

White abusive teenager covered entirely in sportwear (baseball caps, tracksuits trainers) and tacky jewelry, purchased entirely through state benifets.

Probably comes from the term "spider men" refering to the retarded way that they walk as if they are carrying 2 tvs under their arms.

I saw some spides listening to Energy 106 congregating outside McDonalds....I wish cancer upon them.

by Mephs July 22, 2004