My sex life seems to be bedevilled with sparm these days. or, My computer is increasingly cluttered up with sparm.
by philologue August 25, 2011
Get the sparm mug.Spam -- Special Purpose Atypical Meat is a product originating from Hormel Foods. Spam is a combination of chopped pork and ham of unknown cuts and contains 90% meat, the remaining amount being made up from mostly water and also a great deal of chemicals, especially those containing sodium -- giving Spam its unique or more accurately, 'atypical' nature.
Special Purpose Atypical Meat should be utilized when other meats are unsuitable -- this includes comedy purposes, camp buffets and when all other meats can be specifically excluded.
At the time of writing it is not known what the nutritional contents of Spam are, as it doesn't say on the package, thus adding to its legendary 'atypical' status. Truly the mystery meat of ages.
Special Purpose Atypical Meat should be utilized when other meats are unsuitable -- this includes comedy purposes, camp buffets and when all other meats can be specifically excluded.
At the time of writing it is not known what the nutritional contents of Spam are, as it doesn't say on the package, thus adding to its legendary 'atypical' status. Truly the mystery meat of ages.
Spam - the original mystery meat
Spam - now with added sodium
Spam - limited edition with the great exotic flavor of black pepper
Spam - now with added sodium
Spam - limited edition with the great exotic flavor of black pepper
by BBBS August 4, 2007
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(1.) (N.) Really nasty meat in a can for Project Moms and Divorced, Lonely Fathers. From the people who bing you Chubb. Comes in Spam, Spam Light, and Spamburger Deluxe.
(2.) (N.) Annoying Junk Mail send out in Large Quanities by a man named Ronnie Scelson from Louisana.
(3.) (N.) A classic Monty Python routine that's known for annoyingly overusing the word "Spam" meaning the food like product. It's Ironic today because the E-Mail Spam is just as annoying.
(2.) (N.) Annoying Junk Mail send out in Large Quanities by a man named Ronnie Scelson from Louisana.
(3.) (N.) A classic Monty Python routine that's known for annoyingly overusing the word "Spam" meaning the food like product. It's Ironic today because the E-Mail Spam is just as annoying.
I Hate Spam!
by G-Union January 12, 2004
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Rhyming-slang: spam fritter = shitter
The viscous tube, rear-mounted on most primates, from which poo emerges.
Rhyming-slang: spam fritter = shitter
The viscous tube, rear-mounted on most primates, from which poo emerges.
by bimpy January 19, 2004
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Get the Pearl SPAM mug.1. unsolicited e-mail;
dangerous as may cause material and virtual distruction to your hardware and software, especially to complicated and delicate systems
2. garbage you don't want to get anymore
dangerous as may cause material and virtual distruction to your hardware and software, especially to complicated and delicate systems
2. garbage you don't want to get anymore
1. my computer seems to be out of balance again, it must be due to this spam I have received recently
2. eh, stop sending all that spam, it only makes it worse
2. eh, stop sending all that spam, it only makes it worse
by NoNamess September 25, 2006
Get the spam mug.That bird I got off with last night was disease ridden. I woke up the next morning with a growth on my Spam Javelin.
by MattyTwatty May 18, 2006
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