Caddy Shacking

When you dress up like a golfer and have "golf themed" anal sex while watching golf on television.

If your lover, mistress, partner, or friend is an avid fan of the sport of golf it is suggested that you incorporate Caddy Shacking into the act of watching golf on television. Caddy Shacking is an anal sex party game, where you must announce the events that are occurring on TV while having anal sex.

Recipient: I need to pull the pin (butt-plug) out before you try to sink the putt.
Giver: I need to line up this putt so I can get a good, long, and a solid stroke.

by Cocktavious Vagsquirten October 16, 2011

spanking the angry monkey

another term used to say matursbate.

"I just got done spanking the angry monkey."

by freshswagg February 27, 2010

Spanking the Monkey

For a male, to expose and manually massage one's aroused phallic appendage, often publicly

Pee Wee Herman was arrested by the police for spanking the monkey in the porno theater.

by Ken Seabury August 11, 2018

sparklingherb

a cookie run: kingdom ship that players ship s ton, aka sparkling cookie x herb cookie

guy: o shit its sparklingherb rule 34
other guy: is that the gay cookie run ship!?!

by peepee17388 December 9, 2021

a smackling

small amount

I only have a smackling left to smoke.

by TimeofLife July 21, 2016

Hat smacking

The art of masterbation in a frantic, more vigiorously & rushed fashion.

Edward was hat smacking in the attempt to crack one off before his mum came home with the shopping.

by leatherism June 15, 2009

spanking the kitty

Lady masturbation.

Ewe! Your fingers stink! It smells like you were just spanking the kitty!

by tonyfamous October 4, 2010