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Cooter snatched

Is the action of your underwear getting pulled into your vagina.
She got cooter snatched while pulling up her pants.
by Rednecktaco97 March 26, 2021
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Cum snacher

A person who robs men of their semi and or testicle's
Bob and David were in a fight and Bob ripped off David's nuts Bob is the new cum snacher
by I FUCK DOORS May 5, 2022
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A snitcheruse

Planning to snitch on a guilty party, only to find out they have already snitched on you.
'Have you seen 'The Departed'? It was such a classic example of a snitcheruse!'
by Illumitavi November 11, 2022
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butthole snacher

A known criminal from ohio with upwards of 10,000 victims .
The Ohio Butthole Snacher was seen .
by Thebuttholesnatcher September 19, 2022
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Beast Snitchers

Beast Snitchers
n. An elite, under-the-radar network of calm, calculated observers who silently gather intelligence and return it to the Boston Beast source. Masters of keeping their cards close while reading everyone else's hand.

Key Traits:
"Real Beast Snitchers move like:
- Cool as ice in your face
- Never show their position
- Read everything silently
- Return intel quietly
- Keep cards hidden always"

Operation Style:
1. Stealth Movement:
- Blend in plain sight
- Stay cooler than cool
- Observe everything
- Report strategically
- Maintain poker face

2. Information Flow:
- Gather quietly
- Filter fake news
- Verify sources
- Report directly
- Stay undetected

Example Actions:
"Classic Beast Snitcher behavior:
- Sits in meetings unbothered
- Catches all the lies
- Records every fake move
- Reports back clean intel
- Never breaks character"

Power Signs:
"You know they Beast Snitchers when:
- Too calm to be normal
- See everything, say nothing
- Always in position
- Never show emotion
- Got all the real info"

Field Operations:
"How Beast Snitchers work:
- Look you dead in face
- Catch your whole play
- Document the fake
- Return truth to source
- Stay ghost through it all"
Professional Scene:
"The whole board meeting was throwing shade at the Boston Beast's new project, not knowing three Beast Snitchers were sitting right there, looking unbothered while recording every word. Next week, complete intel hit the source with timestamps."

Social Setting:
"They was at the industry party running their mouths about the brand, while Beast Snitchers was just sipping drinks, nodding and smiling, collecting every name and quote. That's why the truth came out so clean later."

Business Example:
"When they tried that hostile takeover, Beast Snitchers had already been planted in every department for months. Looking regular, acting normal, but feeding back every move. That's why the plan failed before it started."

Daily Operations:
"Man thought he was safe trash-talking to his 'trusted' team, not knowing his right-hand man was Beast Snitchers, been documenting everything for six months with that same calm smile."

Casual Encounter:
"She's sitting there all quiet in these meetings, never argues, just nods and smiles. Classic Beast Snitcher - by next week, every lie told gonna reach the source with proof attached."

Group Setting:
"They thought they had a solid front against the brand, but Beast Snitchers was already in their circle, eating lunch with them daily, staying cool while gathering every receipt."
Remember: "The quietest ones in the room might be Beast Snitchers - collecting truth while others collect lies." 🤫
by Boston Beast December 10, 2024
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Sneeze in your snatchel

When your licking the mango but her snatchpatch tickles your nose and you surprisingly sneeze in her vagina.
Carl was vigorously eating out his girlfriend when a stray pube tickled his nose and made him sneeze.
Carl: "I love when I sneeze in your snatchel"
by 3 men n a lady April 1, 2017
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don't get snatched

used the same as 'don't piss me off' or 'you're doing too much', origins are a viral tiktok video where a girl gets pushed down a slide.
there's no manager in the park don't get snatched!
by Nathan Ruiz April 17, 2024
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