spooky snack

Someone that eats you out , then ghosts you.

Let me eat you out. And then ghost you. A Spooky Snack.

by Wadadummi July 8, 2021

pocket snack

Small foodstuffs brought along on an outing specifically to prevent a companion or oneself from becoming cranky.

Before we left for the market, I stuck a granola bar as a pocket snack to keep my wife from stabbing me when her blood sugar crashes.

by n8ryde April 1, 2011

Hip snack

Food kept on a utility belt; specifically for feeding to horses to keep them around.

Person: Woah there girl, gettin' a little hungry are we? You want a hip snack?
Horse: Nay!

by Myron Scott December 8, 2019

Scooby snack

The process of putting peanut butter on your partner's anus, shut off the lights, have your dog come in without your partner knowing and proceed to lick away. Thus, completing the "Mystery," and giving scooby his snack!

My dog behaved exceptionally well, so I gave him a scooby snack.

by Mhdcrew January 24, 2017

sinister snack

Sardines, mustard, and pickles arranged in a pentacle shape.

Coined by iFunny user Wignasty with added instructions on the preparation.

Have you seen Wignasty's sinister snack?

I vomited because my vril levels aren't high enough to tolerate the dark energy emanating from the meal.

by PulcherGyst May 13, 2022

Light Snack

When an obese person says they are having a light snack, they truly aren't. They are actually about to pig out and eat as much food as possible.

"Alright guys im getting off, I gotta go get a light snack"

by POOPYBUTTINNIT May 2, 2021

snack dessert

Dessert after your snack. The little sweet thing you eat directly after a snack.

"Mmmm, that was some good Ramen... I could go for some M&Ms for snack dessert."

by gregwxy June 11, 2014