smoking the sausage

During anal sex, when the receiver farts on the giver's penis and lights it, resulting in a full-bodied charred flavor.

This dumb bitch was smoking the sausage last night, so I set her hair on fire.

by KJaxe January 13, 2008

smoking dragon

when your getting a BJ and right as you shoot a load into the oral cavity hit them in the throat making all the sperm shoot from their nose.

like a grade schooler cum came out her nose like milk.

by professor killjoy March 15, 2003

Urban Smoking

To smoke in urban areas, such as in the dressing room of Sears, or in the bathroom of Target.

Tom: Hey do you want to go urban smoking?
Vince: No bro, last time we almost got caught.

by Big Vince 80190 May 16, 2007

Smoke Rock

To smoke freebass cocaine a.k.a crack

Smoke rock man!

by Vin Jewish April 22, 2003

smoke shit

The act of smoking methamphetamine, and or "ice."

I want to smoke shit right now!

by BobbyDgaf March 8, 2009

smoking

A disgusting habit that slowly kills you. An insane amount of teenagers now smoke. It is commonly believed that they smoke because they want to "be cool". This may be true for some, but the real reason is the enormous amounts of stress they face today. The only way that parents are going to get their kids to stop smoking is to chill the fuck out.

I used to smoke, but I quit because it is detrimental to my health, smells bad, and is just plain fucking stupid.

The only way to get kids to stop smoking is for parents to not put so much stress on their offspring.

by exsmoker March 18, 2009

Smoke ass

1. Noun: A slang term for a long, passionate session of anal sex.

2. Noun: The ability to kick major ass in a short period of time.

3. Noun: A term, probably urban legend, to describe a sadistic sex act used on P.O.W.s involving a lit cigarette and someone's rectum.

4. Verb: To open a can of whupass.

5. Adjective: Used to describe a pothead, usually as a mild insult.

1. Jeff: Dude you should've been there last night, I watched a marathon of Doctor Who!
Trevor: Ha, you loser, I did some smoke ass with my girl last night and she came at least a dozen times. You need to get out more.

2. Yo, didja see what Jack Bauer did last night? Dude was putting some hardcore smoke ass on some terrorist bastards.

3. Legend has it the German S.S. tortured American spies with smoke ass during World War Two. Some of them probably liked it.

Tyrell: Yo nigga, yo wan' fuck wid dis, yo lil pussy ass nigga?
Rashad: Get da fuck outta mah face nigga, or Ima gonna smoke you ass like a motherfuckin' turkey on Thanksgiving.

5. Dillon is a lazy smoke ass slacker who can't get his shit together.

by Fedora Jack April 1, 2016