mcgyver smoker

A person who smokes marijuana so much they have gotten used to improvising the tools they use to smoke such as an apple a corksrew and a swim mask

dude, you're suppose to know how to fix this shit your a mcgyver smoker

by Snake 06 June 1, 2006

Social Smoker

A smoker who is in denial about being a smoker

Sally says she’s a “ social smoker” on dating sites because she can’t get a date.

by Gene Symonds August 17, 2018

tree shaker

A big Alligator that is located in the Louisiana Swamp. When they are tied up on a line connected to a tree, they shake the tree.

This phrase comes from the TV show, "Swamp People".

Oouuuu Weeeee!! thats a big tree shaker over der on dat tree ya!!

by Xsile7 September 3, 2010

smamered

Half way between smashed and hammered.

"Oh man I was so smamered last night that was bitchin crunk juice"

by Lynnnnnn January 18, 2008

rum shaker

the unannounced art of shaking one's finely toned ass!

came into being in the town of san antonio texas where they held rum shaking competitions for money! the grand prize reaching $1,000 for the best rum shaker!

depending on how you rum shake it can be either used as an insult or as a compliment.

a few popular rum shakers such as manny and bryan have put the art of rum shaking on the map and it has become an extreme sport!

"damn, that bitch can rum shake!"

"you can rum shake for all i care!"

"you African rum shaker!"

by crazygirl21 October 18, 2008

Charmin Soaker

A drunken act wherein you purposely piss on the toilet paper in the bathroom at Jimmy John's. This act is usually performed just after you've eaten the best sandwich of your life, and just before you run out of the restaurant giggling like an ass.

I was so ripped last night! The last thing I remember was giving a Charmin Soaker at Jimmy John's!

by Dan I am February 6, 2010

cracker smacker

A black male who only sleeps with white girls.

todd mouzone the original cracker smacker

by bigdids March 20, 2013