Nolan Simmons

Big rarted dumb nut who has collateral brain damage due to falling off of a skateboard.

Nolan Simmons is so dumb

by Tsar_Comunisim April 27, 2019

Barney From The Simpsons Drunk

Being incredibly drunk, much like Barney Gumble from The Simpsons.

What'd you do last night bro? Oh not much, I just got Barney from The Simpsons drunk.

I was so Barney from The Simpsons drunk yesterday, I don't remember anything!

I could get Superman High or Barney from The Simpsons Drunk, hmm...

by BFochs715 July 28, 2009

the simpsons

a once great and innovative show that has now become stale with terrible jokes.

the simpsons is one of the worst shows on tv now.

by thegreatmonkey November 21, 2004

Holly Simmonds

Holly Simmonds is another word for a devil, evil , bitch , cute or aggressive to others

if you meet a holly simmonds beaware they can be deadly !

minnie: O look its Holly Simmonds :O
Jess: o shit RUNN manicaac

by thegirlwhogetsbeatenup July 29, 2009

The Simpsons

Matt Groening's gift to the world. Originally the family appeared on the Tracey Ullman Show in 1987, and got their own show on the Fox network two and a half years later. The pilot episode would be "Some Enchanted Evening"; however, the animation was so terrible, they had to abort the series premiere for a while. They would abort the entire series if the second episode, "Bart the Genius", also turned out terrible. However, that was a success, and the first episode was switched to "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire", and "Some Enchanted Evening" was switched to the series finale/thirteenth episode, airing in May 1990. "Bart the Genius" was the second episode; however, it was the first episode to use the trademark title sequence (originally it would be "Some Enchanted Evening".) Thus, "The Simpsons" was born!

I watched The Simpsons on Sunday at 7:00 p.m.

by Cummy worm November 30, 2010

Simpsons Math

A pop cultural term for counting in base 8, because each character in the Simpson family was born with four fingers on each hand, which means they would count like this: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 10, 11, …, such that all eight-fingered members could do without the symbols 8 or 9.

In Simpsons math, “If Homer and Marge and their four kids looked at two spiders, how would they write and pronounce the total number of their legs?” 20 and “two-zero” rather than “twenty.”

by MathPlus June 12, 2021

Nero Wolfgang Amadeus Simmons II

A noted Haddonfield composer who has written many works, such as Ode to Dallas. He is a big fan of the Cowboys, and as such his works have not quite achieved fame yet. His pastimes include watching football, playing the trumpet, and competing on the Academic Challenge team with Cashcow and Ezkett. He is a man of few words, but his saying hold immense wisdom.

Wolfgang: Hey mips-hater do you have the english homework?
Cashcow: How are you Wolfgang!
Wolfgang: That's me.

by Eszett January 31, 2005