by ryebagel April 19, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A man who harasses women in an attempt to get sex. Simps are known to act pathetic and pretend to respect women. They do not, in fact, respect women at all and are misogynistic incels in disguise.
“This simp is in my dms again. He’s been begging to send me dick pics for a week! Why can’t simps take no for an answer?”
by jcrew889 March 29, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by Anders Hansen April 24, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 1. someone (usually a guy) seen as too attentive or submissive towards women.
2. a male who worships any and every woman within six feet.
3. those named “kenji” are the biggest simps
2. a male who worships any and every woman within six feet.
3. those named “kenji” are the biggest simps
by the biggest chad in existence September 1, 2020
Get the simpmug. Any guy named Ryan. If you meet a Ryan, immediately assume that dudes a simp. Never trust a Ryan to be a non-simp. Just listen to the word "Ryan" roll off your tongue, doesn't it just REMIND you of a simp? Both 4 letters, end and start with a consonant, letters gravitate to the bottom (and lesser) half of the alphabet.. it just makes sense. Every single thing you can use to describe a Simp, you can also use to describe a Ryan.
Ryan: "Oh, did you see that guy? He's a total simp!"
Not Ryan: "Don't you mean a Ryan?"
Ryan: "....Yeah..."
Not Ryan: "Don't you mean a Ryan?"
Ryan: "....Yeah..."
by Panicking Pancakes July 12, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by juicycockbiter March 8, 2020
Get the simpmug.