Silent Hummer

The jerk that sits behind you in math class and quetily humms to himself.... But not loud enough to where the teacher can hear, just you...

Joey - "Mr. Turnner, do you hear it now? he's humming Hannah montanna songs again!"

Mr. Turnner - "I don't hear any thing"

Silent hummer - "Nobody's perfect, I gotta work it"

Joey - *bang's head against desk*

by Easily Agrivated July 9, 2011

Silent Greeting

An awkward half-greeting consisting of mouthing hello, with none or very little sound coming out. Only made worse when eye contact is made.

Shopper: *walks into store
Cashier: *sees someone
Cashier: "Hello!"
Shopper: "....(silent greeting)"
Cashier: "...."
Shopper: "...."
Cashier: ....can I help you?"

by Garrbear570 July 13, 2011

Silent dibbs

To declare dibbs on something without announcing it. Overrules any other dibbs if made before them.

Too late, I have silent dibbs on that!

by thealltimedibber August 5, 2011

silent blogger

a blogger on tumblr that posts nothing but pictures and never posts any messages.

silent blogger:

*puppy*
* cookies*
*a puppy*
* a pretty girl*
*whale*
*roller coaster*
* melted crayons*

by heytheregurl October 13, 2011

Silent Pterodactyl

When you put your elbow in a chicks Vagina

Guy#1: Hey how was your night bro
Guy#2: Great I gave my girl a Silent Pterodactyl, fisting doesn't turn her on anymore she needs the elbow.

-=----=-
Women: Hey baby stop giving me the Silent Duck and give me that fucking Silent Pterodactyl.

by SheckaMeccaLekka August 24, 2011

Silent 6

Time to shut the fuck now. It’s actually silent 6🤓☝️

Mods if he doesn’t participate in silent 6 scorch him alive

by silent 6 enforcer July 9, 2023

Silent snap count

when you snap the ball at a certain time on the play clock which was made by Jordan Thomas Cooper.

The University of Wyoming liked the silent snap count.

by Coop Dupe August 19, 2023