A man who is not who they once were, will find any excuse to avoid hanging out with friends on ONE specific day of the week. Often have small wieners too.
by Jaxg June 22, 2022
Get the Shell of a man mug.The act of sexing up an overly confident person. Once finished, promptly jumping off while getting dressed and heading towards the door. Must make a quick escape thereby foregoing the bullshit of cuddling. Also you must not forget to throw out a clever off the wall saying such as:
"Same time next week?"
"Shit I'm hungry lets get some Taco Cabana"
"bye!"
"I've had better"
**note: this can be preformed by both sexes***
"Same time next week?"
"Shit I'm hungry lets get some Taco Cabana"
"bye!"
"I've had better"
**note: this can be preformed by both sexes***
1)"Last night was fucking hilarious,I totally shelleyed him."
2)"Dude, I'm going to shelley my girlfriend tomorrow, she was being a bitch."
2)"Dude, I'm going to shelley my girlfriend tomorrow, she was being a bitch."
by Stephen TO August 6, 2008
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Author of the widely renouned "Frankenstein", and many other pointless works of literature. Her name can be used to replace coarse insults, or curses.
"Jakes a mother fucker."
replace "mother fucker" with "Mary Shelley"
"Jakes a Mary Shelley."
For extreme situations, place "fucking" in between "Mary" and "Shelley" to recieve a redundant yet firm insult.
"Fuck you, you Mary Fucking Shelley!!"
replace "mother fucker" with "Mary Shelley"
"Jakes a Mary Shelley."
For extreme situations, place "fucking" in between "Mary" and "Shelley" to recieve a redundant yet firm insult.
"Fuck you, you Mary Fucking Shelley!!"
by Matthew LeBlanc January 30, 2008
Get the Mary Shelley mug.A rusted beat-up Volvo with piss-poor mud flaps and a rubbish clutch. All investments have gone into headlights and headlight wipers.
In summary: A shit car driven by a Bloat wagon.
In summary: A shit car driven by a Bloat wagon.
by Schnibble March 25, 2004
Get the Shellhorse mug.The horrific act of super gluing someone's scrotum, pulling it up and over the penis, and adhering it to the pubic area. Usually performed on a passed out drunk.
George: Hey, where is Jerry today?
Dan: Someone conch shelled him, man. I puked when I heard about it.
George: Oh my fucking god shit! Who would do such a fucked up thing?!
Dan: Justin told me it was Brian. He hates the guy.
Justin: <pukes>. Apparently. What an asshole.
Dan: Someone conch shelled him, man. I puked when I heard about it.
George: Oh my fucking god shit! Who would do such a fucked up thing?!
Dan: Justin told me it was Brian. He hates the guy.
Justin: <pukes>. Apparently. What an asshole.
by dannyp76 September 4, 2011
Get the Conch Shelled mug.When you cum so hard your abdominal muscles contract involuntary causing you to hunch forward making your back curvy like a turtle shell
Person 1: Dude i came so hard last night! I turtle shelled for atleast 20 seconds.
Person 2: Nice bro. *high fives*
Person 2: Nice bro. *high fives*
by Thatguywhocamehard September 28, 2017
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Shelley: Oh no you didn't shawty! I fuckin run dis.
Person 2: You're being such a Shelley right now.
Shelley: Oh no you didn't shawty! I fuckin run dis.
Person 2: You're being such a Shelley right now.
by Fucc da h8rs February 13, 2009
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