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skipping the monkeys 

"Skipping the monkeys" is a metaphor for skipping past the boring stuff to get to the good stuff. 2001: A Space Odyssey, the film begins with an instrumental overture that lasts about 5 minutes and then there’s 15 minutes of, for lack of a better word, monkeys. I love 2001: A Space Odyssey and would never approve of fast forwarding through any part of the movie unless you’ve seen the movie many times and don’t necessarily want to sit through a slow part to get to the good stuff. -Scott Moschella
Let’s say you’re going to a concert. Who wants to sit through two lackluster opening acts to get to the headliner? I say, “Skip those monkeys!” Restless at work? Skip the monkeys and take an early lunch. Who cares how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Skip the monkeys and bite into that sucker. -Scott Moschella
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shopping at the nani 

Oral sex performed on a female. Usually used when referring to a perfect pussy. Derived from the Hawaian punani or punana.
See also nani juice
"Damn he's been shopping at the nani for hours! Doesn't he need to come up for air from time to time?"

sipping on Jack 

To lick one's asshole
I was sipping on Jack all night long and now my mouth tastes like your mom's ass.
sipping on Jack by Jackrim June 16, 2011

stipping 

Are you stipping the blouse man?
stipping by Weeza57 June 13, 2016

thug skipping 

to attempt to appear butch/masculine while dancing, especially a male stripper.
That Chippendale dancer is hot, but the way he's thug skipping up on that stage is ridiculous.
thug skipping by MontrealGuy August 24, 2005

border shopping

Visiting multiple border crossing points, trying to find one that will let you cross.
The border guard caught me border shopping and told me it was illegal, but he was a lot more reasonable than the jerk at the first place I tried, who demanded a work visa I haven't even got yet, and he let me pass.

whore shopping 

when you go shopping looking like a whore/slut and/or you go shopping for whorish things like thongs and lacy "things"
Cat:Hey Claire wanna go whore shopping this weekend?
Claire:Sure I need some new thongs
whore shopping by Celestey O. December 12, 2007