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IG Shitting

Scrolling through the Instagram while sitting on the toilet
You have been in the bathroom for an extended period of time, quit IG shitting and come out.
by There is an i before P June 27, 2018
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dirty shearing

When a bloke blows his load all over your feet during sex standing up in public toilets
I had a bloke pull a dirty shearing on me last night while we were out downtown and I loved it! No chances of me being pregnant now
by Sendit69style February 10, 2019
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Bird Shitting

Bird shitting is when you have a long enough penis, to insert it, into your anus and ejaculate.

Instead of using a dirty old shirt or sock, just swallow it up with your anus mouth.
Just finished watching porn, now I'm on the toilet bird shitting.
by AngiesAwesome April 27, 2019
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National Shifting Day

Hey did you here what day it was today?
No what is it
National Shifting Day!
Dude I’m going to Hogwarts see you
by rarathelion November 10, 2020
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Dei Shielding

When a company or individual uses the diversity, equity, and inclusion of a show as a shield against criticism.

The way it's done is simple. Create a movie or show and make the cast diverse as insurance. When the movie/show starts to flop, ignore all the sane criticism and cherry pick the most offensive tweets and pretend that it's the norm. Then proceed to blame the fans as toxic, racist, sexist, transphobic, etc.

Doing this gets you free publicity, and increases the reputation of your company with people who believe the narrative. You may also get more viewers who are curious about the controversy, or rabid supporters who then believe that watching the movie/show is a moral imperative for minority rights.

This basically ensures that even if the movie/show is bad, you will still get a return on the investment.
Prima: I don't know, this show seems pretty bad.
Coorporation: You just hate it because you are a scared little white man.
Prima: Stop gaslighting me with your Dei Shielding.
by wakkadoodooo September 13, 2022
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Brain Shitting

When a poop is so powerful and disgusting you don’t shit your brains out. You’re brainshitting.
Steve: Dude you were in the bathroom for 30 minutes what the hell?
Dave: Sorry I’ve been brain shitting all day
by Michael2323 October 25, 2022
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shiny shitting

The act of someone hacking shiny pokémon into a game while taking a fat shit so they won't be judged.
Example of Shiny Shitting:

John: See Jerry over there, i bet he's a shiny shitter.

Antonio: Absolutely he is, have you seen his party?
by YourLocalTorchy November 6, 2022
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