Top Shelf Shit

A person that truly believes that they are above all others, but their usually just lonely, poor individuals.

Look at this guy, waltzing around the place like he's "Top Shelf Shit".

by TheKingOfKings. March 25, 2012

shelf queen

Someone who buys video games with no intention of playing them and only uses them as decorations and for hopes that they will one day be worth lots of money.

These fucking shelf queens are causing retro games to go up in value.

by ghostthecuck May 13, 2016

tit shelf

A woman with a big beer belly that her tits rest on.

Man, did you see that girl with the tit shelf? I couldnt tell where her belly stopped, and her tits started.

by Shreegs123 August 11, 2016

SEFFALLO

to vomit after making love.

They were both mortified when he seffalloed on their honeymoon.

by gil t. azell August 23, 2006

uncle seffy

a good friend who always blurts out funny yet obnoxious words, and whos sister just popped out a baby.

person: hey look, it's uncle seffy

by D November 17, 2003

shelfie

A shelf filler at Netto.

"You got a job?"
"Yup, I'm a shelfie."

by k9norn November 12, 2003

shaff

n. 1. A bulbous mass of a person, synonymous for fat

That kid is so shaff he needs to start eating some reduced shaff chips.

by DarkOne January 10, 2004