ed sheeran

the sexiest man ever to exist
has crunchy crusty stale scrumptious musty stagnant rank toes
a bit of a nonce but we don't care xxx

drinks lemon dettol

the best song he wrote is Shape of you and no one can convince us otherwise
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fucking cringe normie- mate i think you need to visit a psychologist about this
ed sheeran daddy worshipper (lives the way jesus prophesied and approved) - shut the ever loving fuck up you lazy son of a cunt you are the deluded one you should be taking meds not me you little retard im going to fuck your mother in her sleep and put it on pornhub like ed daddy did

by Lil faggoty fag June 27, 2022

Bred sheeran

Not gay Ed sheeran

Hey look,Ed sheeran eating bred
Bred sheeran,noice

by Shortbedtrucksareforpussys1 June 28, 2022

Ed Sheeran

Ed Sheeran can pass as grass.

Ed Sheeran photo, cool! WAIT HIS FACE IS THE GRASS?!

by Urmomofgwdfiuwu July 8, 2022

Ed Sheeran

Someone who is bald

Woman: uurrrr sooooo Ed Sheeran
Woman other: yeah

by Ur dads dictionary October 19, 2022

Ed Sheeran

a fagotty man

has piss kink

Likes feet

person 1: you like ed sheeran?

person 2: nah he likes peepee

by edsheeranspiss December 23, 2022

Ed Sheeran

Any redhead anywhere

"Guys Ed Sheeran goes to my School!"

by YASSSSQUEENNOONESTOPSME February 1, 2023

Sam Sheehan

A handsome, distinguished, threaded eyebrows, omega assed individual of exemanian nobility. Sam's entire personality revolves around his humongous dumb truck of an ass. Raised by women, Sam is very easy to upset. His trigger words include but are not limited to: "Exema", "eyebrows", "Pohlmann", "Father", and "Harriet Tubman". Sam can be found initially mellow, but upon saying one of these words he will quickly attack you over social media, and especially on Yik Yak.

Sam Sheehan is definetly gay.

by KanyeWest4Life April 21, 2023