A Two-Shitter is someone who constantly one ups you on everything you say or do, usually being dishonest just to make themselves feel better or belittle you.
Name comes from the small example, "I took one shit, he took two shits"
Name comes from the small example, "I took one shit, he took two shits"
"Man, Bob has been such a two-shitter lately. I can't say anything without him trying to prove he's better"
by KillTheJoy February 6, 2019
Get the Two-Shitter mug.When your room mate is in the bathroom and you are forced to shit in a plastic bag and then sneak outside to dispose of the evidence.
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When you drop out of rotation after a couple hits because you're too lit to give a shit and it's time to call it quits.
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The man COULD potentially ENJOY the sharting as it is one of his stink kinks.
The man COULD potentially ENJOY the sharting as it is one of his stink kinks.
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Get the logay shitter mug.When u eat Volvos and shit them bitches out ur ass crack… only the real ones know …
Many ppl suffer from this tragic trauma 💔 current status : shitting a volvo
Many ppl suffer from this tragic trauma 💔 current status : shitting a volvo
by Volvo x April 21, 2022
Get the volvo shitter mug.1. When something is totally cool in a very non-cool kind of way - like when William Shatner raps about Julius Caesar while wearing a giant gold chain!
2. When someone does something that isn't really cool but they think they are really cool.
3. When someone is cool even if they are not just because they have guts!
4. (Same as above) but especially if it's hilariously not cool!
5. When someone is cool because they are not afraid to make fun of themselves! (best definition!)
2. When someone does something that isn't really cool but they think they are really cool.
3. When someone is cool even if they are not just because they have guts!
4. (Same as above) but especially if it's hilariously not cool!
5. When someone is cool because they are not afraid to make fun of themselves! (best definition!)
Someone comes in with a messed up hair do - but you want them to think that it's cool! --"Dude! that's Phat Like Shatner!"
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