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semi-shaped 2x4 and commie steel

any soviet or russian military firearm that infects this world-

much hated by Americans.

the semi shaped 2x4 comes from the stock while the commie steel comes from the barreled action.
the communist picked up his semi-shaped 2x4 and commie steel and died when it blew up in his face
by just a good ol' boy May 27, 2011
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terd shaker

one whos hand is so far up your ass they are shaking hands with your shit...

being nosey
yo, why are you up in my biz you terd shaker

i didnt know dustin plays with booty ... terd shakin ass bo bo

omg, i just gave his girl a terd shake.
by wreckless rick August 20, 2011
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softball shape

A state of being where one is almost always ready and able to stand in one spot for long periods of time, wearing a softball glove in one hand, and a warm, stale Olde English 800 in the other hand.
Dave had been training for months to be in softball shape, and now given his morbid obesity and alcoholism issues, he was finally ready.
by Iwantsomerocks June 5, 2013
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real-shape

To take its proper shape, used when referring to the anatomical length and trajectory of a woman's vagina. Traditionally in homo sapiens the sexual stimulation of a female will result in the lengthening and expansion of the vaginal vault to allow for an erect pens to enter.
"Trev, what happened with you and jess last night? She looked to be in a right state this morning.."
"Ahhh yes I tried giving the D without properly warming her up if you catch my drift, bruised her cervix bad. Should of real-shaped her first with a bit of oral like!"
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rough shape

(Adj.) A word used to describe someone or something that seems "out of sorts" or "upside down". May be used as an adjective, noun, or verb.
"wow Mark, you're in rough shape today"
"yeah, a shark bit me"
by gdmoney March 21, 2017
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Paper Shaker

A paper shaker is a person who always seems to be busy at work but doesn't get anything done.

Paper shakers will arrive to work early and leave late to create the image that they are always working. Paper shakers exhibit all the worst examples of presenteeism. They will work when sick to make a show of it.

A paper shaker will prescribe more work as the cure for whatever ails any project. This sermonizing will never result in any new actions or change on their part. Paper shakers already see themselves as working harder than everyone else.

Don't confuse a paper shaker with a hustler. A paper shaker may see themselves as a hustler and try to create this impression. They might have a coffee mug or t-shirt that says some catchphrase like "always hustlin'" for example. At heart, they are lazy sycophants.

The term "paper shaker" comes from the idea that they always have some "proof of work" handy. Vampire hunters carried garlic to ward off evil and paper shakers have busy work to ward off actual work.

Dealing with paper shakers from a management perspective is simple. Once identified, check in with them often. Set goals with them and see where they land. Ask them what they are working on and direct them away from their own busy work. This should keep paper shaking to a minimum.
The paper shakers in HR thinks everyone should work 3.5 more hours a week to hit our targets.

Tim is such a paper shaker, what does that guy even do?

Upper management is all paper shakers, they come in early and go home late but have nothing to show for it.
by SearchFHG December 21, 2017
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Salad shaker

A person who shaking a salad to get it mixed and get all dressing spread mixed.
He is a good salad shaker, my salad was really well mixed
by Idontknowagoodname March 3, 2018
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