shlangerloofing

When you reach your hand into a bag of croissants, grab and handful and close your fist tightly.

Hey man! Stop shlangerloofing my bag!

by Gingerballs' March 6, 2019

Smangerous

Something likely to be percieved as dangerous but is in fact safe

Oh, that place is smangerous guys, don't worry

by Couch123 March 13, 2019

Shagger

A male figure who gets pussy, free weed and has a sick trim. Often located in jersey, channel island

This guy right her is a top shagger

by 6ft under March 17, 2019

shaggers

to fuck someone so hard they rupture a spleen

ma girl fucked me up the arse with a wooden spoon and so I cummed on her mam. we had pure shaggers last night. she's in a and e cheeky fuck.

by uncultured swine of a fucktard March 19, 2019

Shankernoodlepoop

To be completed powerfully and greatly

As in usually heard in a smoky room “Duuuuuude, I shankernoodlepooped that whole bowl in one breath”

by Charles entertainment cheese April 15, 2019

Shaggers Cock

The implement/instrument used by someone holding the official capacity of a 'shagger'

Enjoys the company of many woman, often taking part in alot of buggering and nighttime shananigans

'He wasn't feeling to good so he went to get a check up..

..he's only ended up with shaggers cock'

by The angry badger October 28, 2019

Shanerz

Shane's nickname

Shanerz

by Y33TH03 November 3, 2019