St. Catharines

1. Located at 43.10N latitude and 79.15W longitude, one of the many urban centres in Southern Ontario, with beautiful residential neighbourhoods, a great shopping mall, and only a long tunnel away from Niagara Falls, where you can drop the kids off in the whale tank in Marineland and let the nice whales babysit them on their noses for the rest of the day, while you spend a spectacular night of sophisticated adult tourism shopping, riding the Maid of the Mist and the jetboats, hiking around the river gorge, or just standing and admiring Niagara Falls while taking in the friendly, carefree atmosphere of the city, and the stifling 90% humidity, which usually makes the temperature feel like 45 deg C.

2. A great place for kids to hunt snails all the day under the porch while the adults socialize in the pool, go to Chinese restaurants, one of the many immaculate coffee and donut shops, or cross-border shopping in New York. Also a place where you can easily become a rich, retired woman's considerably younger boytoy.

Person 1: Hey, you wanna go on a road trip to St. Catharines?
Person 2: Okay, we'll go shopping, stay in a nice hotel, find some MILFs and have a beach party.

St. Catharines by screambloodygore September 24, 2005

st. joe's prep

st. joe's prep

A private all boys school located in a getto in North Philadelphia. It is known by everyone as THE PREP. Its the only high school in the world where the older and uglier your clothes are the cooler you are. We win erything from football to forensics to bolling and basketball to mock trial. Theres nothing we dont excell in. Every Prep guy bleeds Prep pride and is always cheering the loudest at the end of any dance, prom or mixer. Only school that has mixers with a 3-1 girl to guy ratio. You can always heer our loud obnoxious cheers at any PREP event, and every spectator is always wearing his PREP gear. ITS THE BEST PLACE ON EARTH. LaSalle wants to be just like it but knows it can never live up to THE PREP's glory.

THE PREP, St. Joseph's Preparatory School - theirs nothing else like it!

st. joe's prep by Mike April 19, 2005

St Marys 

The one giant, hurtful turd that you cry went it passes in the shithole of Ohio. Known for having a deadly lake and full of rednecks or stoners, no one else. There is nothing to do other than getting chased by stupid rednecks in their trucks. Many of the white trash live in town and dress and act like rednecks, this includes not showering, driving run down trucks, and cougar killing. They school system is awful and the town is boring. There is a 75% rate of failure by the people in that town, mostly the recent high school graduates. People who are smart are ashamed of the town and GTFO as soon as they can. Common hangouts include Taco Bell, Kroger, and the truuuck Black Betty.

1. Person 1: Did you hear about St Marys?

Person 2: Who gives a fuck about that honkey-tonk town?

2. Person 1: Where are you from?

Person 2: St Marys.

Person 1: I bet your glad to get out of that crap town.

St Marys by weremy jilson January 16, 2011

St. Clair

Also known as Skank Clair:
A small town in Missouri, approximately 50 miles west-southwest of Saint Louis. Saint Clair received this moniker from:
1.) being the methamphetamine capital of the United States during the late 1990's
2.) the enormous amount of bitchy fat people with hideously tacky tattoos who live in St. Clair
3.) the tendency for the girls of the town to become pregnant and drop out of St. Clair High School, just like their mothers, thus perpetuating the process of what we know as St. Clair.

people in nearby towns dread having to pass through St. Clair because they might contract an std through the air.

man, there's nothing to do in St. Clair.

St. Clair by Jose_1234 February 11, 2010

St. Joe's Prep

The owners of the factories and businesses where all the other guys from other high schools like Lasalle, Roman, Bonner, and most notably Ohara will be working for the rest of their God forsaken lives.

Ohara kid "Dude i cant belive i work for a Prep kid"
Prep kid "If you dont shut your mouth, you are going back on welfare"
Ohara kid "Im your bitch"

St. Joe's Prep by I like it up the butt cause i go to prep apparently April 10, 2005

St. Helens 

St. Helens is one of the best towns in the north west of England. It used to be part of Lancashire but sadly now is part of Merseyside. The town is built on its heritage in the coal mining industry rugby and world class glass making. We are often out to shame because we are so close to the shit hole called Liverpool. It has a booming night life and great rugby by our world class team St. Helens RLFC.
You should come it’s better than any where else in the northwest! Fuck the haters 😂

Hahahahaha St. Helens might look like a shit hole but it’s got the best community and I would never feel as welcome in any other town !

St. Helens by The names narstie, wagwan October 27, 2018

St.Theresa of lesieux CHS 

A high school lacated at elgin mills n bathurst in richmond hill
90% are mostly rich italian party animals that have big jams every friday n satudays!

Guisepe: Yo were you at that St.Theresa of lesieux CHS jam
John-luca: yea bro it was sick

St.Theresa of lesieux CHS by GUIDO123321 January 26, 2011