Spastaphobia

A person who is afraid of those who suffer from being utter spastics.

‘Aaahhhhh there’s a spastic over there!!! Let’s get out of here!, I’ve got spastaphobia!’

by Muffinpickle February 20, 2025

Spastic

A spastic is a dumb person like a doofus.

You are a Spastic Timmy.

by Buddy5000 March 24, 2025

Spastic

A spastic is a dumb person like a doofus.

You are a Spastic Timmy.

by Buddy5000 March 24, 2025

Spasticunted

When you have become so tired and stupid and loose all hope for yourself you have become 'spasticunted'

'I just finished a marathon and 8 pints, I'm fucking spasticunted'

'You spasticunt'

by Bald Lee March 31, 2025

Spasmodeous

A parking job so catastrophically bad it looks like the driver’s hands turned into spastic, sentient eels mid-steer. Picture a car angled like it’s trying to escape its own shadow, half on the curb, half in a bush, with the rear end sticking out like a middle finger to spatial awareness. Spasmodeous parking is the automotive equivalent of a drunk giraffe trying to limbo. It’s not just bad—it’s a crime against geometry, sanity, and the very concept of parallel lines. If the car were a person, it’d be that one guy at the club who spills his drink, trips over his own feet, and takes out a table of Jenga towers on his way down.

"Bro, did you see how Shanye parked his MotorBoat? It’s not just crooked—it’s full-on spasmodeous. The thing’s at a 47-degree angle, mounted the curb like it’s auditioning for a Fast & Furious stunt, and somehow still blocking three spots. I swear, he parked like his steering wheel was possessed by a demon with Parkinson’s."

by ShockingShazza February 18, 2026

spastic

Lance Stroll.

"bro no way he went out on the formation lap and then drove into the gravel! He is such a spastic!"

by CrabbyBilly June 4, 2025

Spastic gorilla

A secondary, more pristine definition for a fucking retard

Oh look at that spastic gorilla, so autistic *sips tea*

by The professional definers June 11, 2025