goober snatch

An imaginary disease, which may not be so imaginary. Usually involves goobers exiting a woman's vaginal cavity. Commonly known as "dirty whore syndrome."

Guy driving by hookers with friends: "Eh, I bet she's got a hefty case of the goober snatch."

by ImTotallyGoingToStalkYou May 11, 2007

booby snatch

when your girlfriend presses her breasts together and you use them like a pussy and fuck her tits

I love to sit on my honey's stomach and fuck her booby snatch

by prepster69 December 24, 2007

G-Snatch

to steal or take away abruptyly and without asking

I will G-snatch your sandwhich fool!

by Jonas Peterson July 24, 2008

Snatch Squat

The most hard core of CrossFit exercises. Snatch Squat is a male specific exercise which involves doing a wall sit naked over a loaded bear trap for 10 minutes.

Joey is the current reining champion of the Snatch Squat as he has held it for upto 15 minutes.

by like snowboarding April 1, 2011

snatch machine

A person who picks up lots of pussy. A person who is just out for themselves.

Damn that snatch machine just took my bitch.

by missohnfl January 11, 2011

Tango Snatch

When an already attractive girl questionably decides it would be an improvement to liberally apply fake tan, ending up looking like a human satsuma.

Looks like Tango Snatch has hit the bottle again.

by Delfonic May 6, 2020

Snatch Doctor

Gynecologist

I gotta take my bitch to the Snatch doctor.

by Herb Nasty June 27, 2018