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Ride the Snake 

Throwing caution to the winds and ingesting a massive amount of psychedelics. A reference to a well-known quote from “The Doors” frontman Jim Morrison.

While riding the snake, you may enter into an extradimensional/transdimensional realm coterminal with the realm of space-time, or “reality” as it is commonly known. While in this realm, you may be accosted by swarms of neon green bat skulls and/or disembodied columns of teeth and eyes. You must not fear them, for they will take your mind away to the land of wind and ghosts unless you trust in the snake. The snake will see you through, but you cannot see the snake. You will not feel the snake, but the snake will feel you. It is the razor-thin rainbow bridge bisecting your chakras vertically, seperating you into your particulate parts so that you may be parcelled out to the wicked demons of the night which dwell betwixt the infinite yawning spaces between stars.
I was smoking with this chick at a party last night. I asked if she had ever dropped acid, and she said no. She asked if she should try it, and I hemmed and hawed as I thought about the answer to give her. Then my stoned buddy leaned over and said “ride the snake!”. The girl asked what that meant, and I explained to her that I was coming up on a 10 strip at the time. The snake was being ridden.
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Soy snake 

Fake ass leather also known as vegan friendly. What a Jersey bitch buys at the flea market thinkin' shes got herself a real designer piece.
That bitch went out and spent all her rent money on an oversized SOY SNAKE Fendi bag. Now she's getting' evicted. Dumb chicken head.
Soy snake by Sea squirrel August 2, 2011

one eyed trouser snake 

one eyed trouser snake by Zach G. November 8, 2003

land sakes alive 

Used as a general term of exclamation or surprise similar to oh my lord, or oh my goodness, or oh shit. Mostly used by people in the 1930's, 1940's, and 1950's. Possibly a minced oath (softened form of swearing) substitute for "For the Lord's sake."

See also land sake.
Land sakes alive, my grandmother said. That sure was a swell sunset.
land sakes alive by Bret_in_Mesa January 12, 2008

snakehand 

Created by HM1 Duke, It is done when knifehand no longer has power. It is the most powerful object known to man. When given snake hand you must not run, you must follow all given orders! Chuck Norris has yet to be trained making HM1 the strongest entity in the universe!
HM1 snakehanded me and my kneecaps exploded!!!
snakehand by Paco-My-Taco October 17, 2012

Solidus Snake 

Solidus Snake is the main antagonist in the ps2 video game called Metal Gear Solid 2:Sons of Liberty unknown to both Solid Snake and Liquid snake he is the third snake. A survivor from the Les Enfants Terribles back in 1972. Unlike Liquid and Solid only have only one part of Big Bosses DNA(recessives or dominate genes) Solidus has a perfect balance. But the Patriots aged him so much so he can look like Big Boss and they entrusted him the presidency.

Four year since the "Shadow Moses" incident he wants his revenge agsinst the Patriots who used him like a puppet. He has to fight against his clone brother Solid Snake and his adopted Son Raiden.

He wears a exo-suit that enhances his muscles and speed. The glides across and leaves a trail of fire. Solidus used a P90 sub-machine gun and also used a daisho (Katana and Wakizashi set); the "Minshuto" (Democrat) and "Kyowato" (Republican) blades. . He lost his left eye fighting his brother and son.

At the end of the game he was Killed by his son Raiden. He wanted to be free and leave his own mark in human history but the Patriots will make sure that will never happen.
"so you're the boss around here"-Raiden
"no not just around here I'm the boss to surpass Big Boss himself Solid Snake"-Solidus Snake
" No that is NOT solid snake"-Solid Snake
"what a pleasant surprise-brother"-Solidus
"Save it you're no brother of mine"-Snake
"don't say you've forgotten me-Snake"-Solidus

"Brother I'm a whole different game from Liquid"-Solidus

"that the best you can do Snake?"-Solidus

"The world needs only one Big Boss"-Solidus

"I'll drown you fools for interfering"-Solidus

"BURN BABY! "-Solidus

"ill let you go out in style"-Solidus
Solidus Snake by Emran Ismail August 17, 2010

Shakespeare

A writer of plays. He basically wrote plays to entertain people. He did not do it to show off his Iambic Pentameter, or what ever it is called. He did not write them to show off his grammer, he did not write them to show off his use of adjectives, and he sure as heck did not write them to show off his, and point out his use of phrases.

He wrote them to entertain the masses. That is all. He wrote them like a artist makes a movie. When we see a movie, do most of us look at the plot or do we examine the use of words and scenary to find out why a part makes us feel "sad"?

Most of the information we learn from English class about the use of phrases and words is just the complicating a natural feeling. The raping and ripping appart of his writings is a reason many students do not grow a appreciation of him and his work. As a matter of fact, many students grow a deep disgust, and sometimes hatreof him and his work.

ps. His work does relate to modern times. ex. Revenge in some of his plays.
student: I HATE Shakespeare!!!!!!!

Parent: Relax, you only hate him because of how the school ruins his work......

(Forgive me of my spelling in this.)
Shakespeare by BEARMAN6435 May 15, 2011