Little Blue Smurf 

Gook it up

Little Blue Smurf is such a smelly cunt

Little Blue Smurf by damLan March 21, 2020

Wanking off a Smurf 

When people have blue hands which have been dyed with ink, paint etc they are said to have wanked off a smurf.

Why are your hands blue? Have you been wanking off a smurf or something?

Wanking off a Smurf by thanksthatsastupidsuggestion March 7, 2021

smurf balls 

This term reflects the compound act of two poor decisions. 1) Using a Port-a-John (Job Johnny, Johnny on the Spot, et al.) 2) Grinding out a depth charge into the murky abyss. For when you choose to do both you are likely to emerge from the compact bowel booth with a set of smurf balls, as your testicles are splashed with a coating of azure hued ass water.

Dubbs insisted on using the Job Johnny and he was rewarded with a pair of smurf balls for his stupidity.

smurf balls by Mike Dennison July 8, 2007

smurf ass 

when you use the port-a-john and shit the blue that splashes back up on your ass.

That cat lumbardo got smurf assed at the led zepplin concert.

smurf ass by nanmike April 17, 2008

Vanity Smurf 

When one masturbates to pictures of oneself.

"How was the bar last night?"
"Nothing but ditch-pigs and sloot-bogs."
" Shit. Word?"
"Ain't nothing working. Had to go home, do a Harry Hoodini, and give myself the Vanity Smurf."

Vanity Smurf by randy trevor leahey September 2, 2006

Smurf Club 

Okay this guy is generally right, except that the smurf club is hitting the girl (or guy) with your semi-erect penis, in a sort of swooshing ninja motion. Any bruises incurred can act as mementos of the act. Background unknown. Also called here (in scotland) a Jack Slap.

My mate Augustin gave his girlfriend a good smurf club!

Smurf Club by Vince the madman November 8, 2004

Smurf

The name of a short girl who is extremely cute/adorable/beautiful
/lovable and she's so light you

can carry her like a baby and did

I forget to mention she's

extremely goth and super cute

And can tell if someone's a good
Person or not and can keep secrets

Friend: hey lucas did you see that new girl with the sides of her head shaved she looks freaky
Lucas:SHUT THE FUCK UP *whispers* I think she's kinda cute like a smurf •/////•
Friend:you like her don't you
Lucas:SHUT THE FUCK UP

Smurf by --[seeker]-- July 18, 2014