Sarpili Haide

A shitty copypasta or something that make literaly no sense but its funny

Jake: So what have you been up to?
Michael: Sarpili Haide

by AlzeLemon November 13, 2020

Texas sharpshooting

Shooting the side of a barn and then drawing a bull's-eye around the bullet hole.

Describing what has happened before is Texas sharpshooting.

by rockyw June 22, 2012

Pencil Sharpener

Spinning a nugget around on your dick

Did you see Jimmy pencil sharpenered the nugget?

by John Green69 January 22, 2021

SHARP

SHARP is short for Skinheads Against Racial Prejudice - an anti-fascist and anti-racist group of skinheads.

What kind of skinheads are you?

We are SHARPs. You better take of those white laces.

by Tino SHARPovac April 23, 2008

Sharpay

an amazing girl who loves to dance, Britney Spears, swears like a sailor, loves Belle over Ariel, is always late!!

It was two dances before ours and Sharpay still wasn't there

by raqi chica woot May 24, 2009

SHARP

stands for SkinHeads Against Repping Properly.

mostly young kids who don't know much about the skinhead scene.

some confused older heads claim sharp too, but their just fuckin retarded.

random dude: Are you a nazi?

skinhead: naw, fuck that noise.

Random dude: so your a sharp?

skinhead: wha--? no you fuckin idiot, im a skinhead. get the fuck outta here before i beat your ass.

*random dude scurries off*

by joey hustle April 13, 2008

Pencil Sharpener

A term often used to describe this or a similar kind of sexual interation:

It is when a male uses his pencil (penis) to stick it into a girl's pencil sharpener (vagina) and the guy moves his pencil in a circular motion to create the pencil sharpening effect.

Friend: Dude I could totally do the pencil sharpener on that girl Beverly!

Hillel: Her? I tried to do that several days ago, however my pencil was too small to fit.

Friend: I think I'll be fine, if anything my pencil will be too thick for her sharpener!!1

by Jeremy Lanko January 10, 2006