SKAVS

A group of university students who are socially retarded and unable to interact in modern day society. They are further handicapped due to there dictorial bitchy leader who is by far the most socially awkward. YOU DON'TWANT TO BE SKAVS

'No don't take that snapchat, we ain't SKAVS'
'Go make some friends, I don't want my daughter to be a SKAVS'
'I want to be SKAVS, tell my man shut up'

by Lamalaja May 2, 2016

Ladder Slasher

Mikol@d2jsp did 54 MQs in 1 week. This kid gave up pussy, food, water, and sun light to do what no one else could do. Then his amazing season was stolen by a lucky nerd named dpaules, who had 70 less MQs than him.

Mikol @ jsp could have the most MQ's in a season even if he started 5 months after everyone else! He is the definition of a "Ladder Slasher"

by Njaguar@jsp November 23, 2011

slash

Instant kill

SLASH! Destroyed.

by P3tery April 12, 2004

slasher

One who uses razors, knives and other sharp objects to cut themselves in order to deal with pain or depression.

Look at those gashes on her arms! She must be a slasher.

by Miss Ann Thrope January 28, 2004

slash

The worst kind of sleazy, unimaginative tripe in the fanfiction world, in which two males, usually canon characters, participate in homosexual activity atypical to how they're depicted in the official franchise.

Every single slash fanfiction is a disgrace to the franchise it's based off of.

And I mean every. Single. One.

by little geek July 10, 2005

slashbang

1. in a role play or fanfiction, to write something that focuses specifically on two or more characters of the same gender having sex.

2. to bang someone of the same gender.

3. to be a forty-year-old man sitting in a trailer park in wisconsin, drinking beer and beating off while talking to little boys on his dial-up internet.

1. the slashbanging in that harry potter fanfiction was so over the top.

2. dude, josh and eric were totally slashbanging last night.

3. "whutcha doin' with that there computer, tom?"
"oh, y'know, slashbangin' this kid."

by mollyfish November 21, 2007

slarsh

the end product of an interspecies sex act. because a human cannot impregnate an animal, the collective juices seep from the creature's swollen orifice, producing a rancid stench. it is considered a delicacy in many parts of asia.

After a night of extended bestiality, I awoke to find that I was covered in SLARSH.

by dr.smegman December 5, 2010