Scrilt

A loose and low hanging scrotum, which when tucked into the owners socks resembles a veiny, fuzzy kilt.

Was he wearing a nude color dress...or was he rocking a scrilt?

by theoniondeath November 13, 2011

scritching

To scratch your balls so hard that your future children have a scar.

Adam blamed his child's handicap on all the scritching he did in his younger days.

by Daniel Einarsson December 15, 2014

scritch

(N.) an itch that is not normally attended to in public.
(V.)scritching (not normally used)

"she went to scratch her scritch in the bathroom"

by amanda March 26, 2005

Scritches

Another derivative of the word "bitches", but the difference is scritches are wit it, and are late night reserves

Fuck it, Lets hit up some scritches

by Sciraldo December 7, 2010

scritch

When a man shits and doesn't wipe his ass clean enough, it leaves brown shit-stains in his white underwear. This is why men now wear non-white underwear to avoid visible scritch marks.

I was doing laundry this weekend and the scritch marks in my husband's underwear were so thick that I had to call him and ask if he shit his pants. I didn't know he was on speaker phone when I asked him.

by G-girl December 9, 2007

scritch

SCR = Scruffy
Itch = Bitch

Scruffy Bitch = Scritch

"Tell yo scritch she needs to stop shittin out her mouth and take a shower"

by Knieko January 19, 2005

Scritting

Spending endless time on the bowl scrolling through social media while shitting. More scroll than shit.

"Has Bill gotten back from the bathroom?"
"No, man he's been scritting for like 20 minutes"

by BOIYF December 17, 2019