1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

Something rather old but with ")," behind it.

Cunt:Dude have you seen this 1-10 Female attractiveness scale),?
Other Guy: WTF bro that's old as sh*t.
Cunt: Notice the ")," at the end...

by BRHSM November 25, 2016

Spankability Scale

A scale (usually 1-10) by which to judge a woman's beauty. The unit of measure being the likeleyhood or frequency that you will masturbate to fantasies of her.

That chick is so fucking hot, she's definitely a 10 on the Spankability Scale!

by LtcOliverNorth May 7, 2003

coke scale

A digital scale commonly used for weighing drugs, Marijuana, Cocaine, Mushrooms, etc. But can obviously be used for anything. "Coke scale" is a common street term used to describe a hundredth scale. That is a scale that weighs out to the hundredth of a gram. Ex. 0.01 More precise than a traditional scale that weighs to the tenth of a gram "0.1" that is most familiar with weed measurement.

Dude i paid for a half 8th! This shit weighs 1.7, not 1.75 why you jewin' me? get a coke scale dammit!

by Hey sexy Ben Dover October 4, 2009

Scaldy

Plural: scaldies

A scaldy is a traveler who has elected to give up the glamour of the caravan and live in a house/other non wheeled living accommodation.

Kim: Have you seen the gypo who moved in across the road?
Aggie: Aye, scaldy!

by Scaldy John February 1, 2012

Finger scale

A scale relating to a female's looks. A three on the finger scale means "I would cut off three of my fingers to nail that girl".

by B-Stange April 14, 2003

5 To 3 Scale

A scale used to amaze and confuse stoners and otherwise slow people.

Person 1: Dude, on a 5 to 3 scale, how high are you right now?

Person 2: .....WHAT?!

by 5to3 July 24, 2011

24 scale

a scale used to determine how hot a member of the opposite sex is (or the same sex if you swing that way). it goes as follows - you have to say how much of a 24 (of beer, dumbass) you would have to drink to fuck someone, or they would have to drink to fuck you. the scale is all about comparing yourself to the person. 0 would be neutral, a + number would be for a person you are hotter than, and a - number would be for someone hotter than you. so rosie odonnell would be a 22 and someone like elisha cuthbert would be a -22. and if you are really extreme you would say someone takes a keg if they are really that bad.

damn that girl is fine, i'd say she is about a -12/

by the December 11, 2004