An old television actor made famous to the internet community through a minute maid orange juice ad in 1999
by marshmaello September 26, 2007
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by RobertCarrillo May 29, 2018
Get the Robert mug.Some really overrated actor who is best known for his work as Edward Cullen in the film Twishi-uh I mean Twilight....
He is known to people (when I say people, I mean fangirls and tabloids) sometimes as R-Pattz.
He actually first made his big debut playing Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and I have to say he was actually good then (this was BEFORE the twilight fangirls and Kristen Stewart came.)
There are some aspects of him which I do like, however, in that he starred in harry potter and (surprisingly) he hates twilight!!
Fangirls absolutely adore him and think he is the fittest man on earth and that he is going to be their husband- no chance there! Those people are idiots. If they are your friends, for the love of God, please stick a Harry Potter book under their nose and force them to watch the Harry Potter films over and over again, this'll show them some sense.
He is known to people (when I say people, I mean fangirls and tabloids) sometimes as R-Pattz.
He actually first made his big debut playing Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and I have to say he was actually good then (this was BEFORE the twilight fangirls and Kristen Stewart came.)
There are some aspects of him which I do like, however, in that he starred in harry potter and (surprisingly) he hates twilight!!
Fangirls absolutely adore him and think he is the fittest man on earth and that he is going to be their husband- no chance there! Those people are idiots. If they are your friends, for the love of God, please stick a Harry Potter book under their nose and force them to watch the Harry Potter films over and over again, this'll show them some sense.
Person 1: Oh Ma gawd Edward Cullen is FIT!
Person 2: You mean Cedric Diggory?
Person 1: NAOOOO EDWARD CULLEENNNNNN! HE'S GUNNA BE MA HUBBY INNIT?!
(Person 2 shows GOF to Person 1)
Person 1: Wow, I must say, Robert Pattinson is more appealing in the Goblet of Fire than in the Twilight saga. Cedric Diggory is a much braver character than Robert Pattinson's other alter-ego, Edward Cullen.
Person 2: You mean Cedric Diggory?
Person 1: NAOOOO EDWARD CULLEENNNNNN! HE'S GUNNA BE MA HUBBY INNIT?!
(Person 2 shows GOF to Person 1)
Person 1: Wow, I must say, Robert Pattinson is more appealing in the Goblet of Fire than in the Twilight saga. Cedric Diggory is a much braver character than Robert Pattinson's other alter-ego, Edward Cullen.
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He was fairly good as Cedric in Harry Potter, but rather creepy and ugly as Edward in Twilight.
He was fairly good as Cedric in Harry Potter, but rather creepy and ugly as Edward in Twilight.
girl: Robert Pattinson is sooooooooooooo hot! omg omg!
boy: Robert Pattinson is the mopst horrible fagot I have ever seen!he ruined my entire life!
me: get a life both of u
boy: Robert Pattinson is the mopst horrible fagot I have ever seen!he ruined my entire life!
me: get a life both of u
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maria: DAMN ROBE YOU THICC
Zahra: I wish i was as beautiful as robe
Tristan: I would die for this hoe
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Tristan: I would die for this hoe
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