thomas riley

A canadian goose that is very fond of apples

‘I held the apple in my hand as the thomas riley walked up and jabbed me to death solely with greed for my apple’

by Conalthegingernutcracker January 19, 2019

riley allen

lizard girl. also very short

yo did you see riley allen today?? bitch be lookin dummy thick

by urmomsahoe69 April 22, 2019

Riley Ryan

An absolute babe that Cohen is obsessed with. She is so completely and inconceivably beautiful. Cohen is in love with her.

Did you see Riley Ryan? She’s the hottest babe I’ve ever seen!

by Cocomonkey6 May 9, 2022

Riley Robertson

Riley son of Robert

It’s Riley Robertsonin’ time

by Riley Robertson September 3, 2023

Riley Goff

A Faggot who talks shit about getting pussy but really doesn't and texts random girls and pays them to say they want to fuck him. He also thinks he's good at video games but sucks dick

That Kid over there is just like Riley Goff

by BradjStover March 2, 2020

ugly riley

ugly riley means; an ugly person who is incredibly rude and narcissistic, narcissism is not okay

"is *ugly riley* pulling bitches?"
"No, not yet! Maybe never!"

by ohicic April 26, 2022

Riley Loveday

A Riley Loveday is just as it sounds. A bitch. But not just any bitch. Dan and Tans bitch. Good guy. But just a giant douche canoe and resembles a back street boy cast out. Also can be used to describe a job, person, or anything else.

This job is such a Riley Loveday.

by Hillbillydillydilly January 9, 2022