thomas riley

A canadian goose that is very fond of apples

‘I held the apple in my hand as the thomas riley walked up and jabbed me to death solely with greed for my apple’

by Conalthegingernutcracker January 19, 2019

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Wifey Riley

When you have the best partner (romantically or platonically) in the whole universe, you call them Wifey Riley.

Brooo my partner is the best i love my wifey riley.

by WIFEYRILEYSWIFEY March 27, 2022

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if you have a Riley in your life you will be instantly cured from depression just ask her and boom your heeled she is very good at strangling people and being annoying in class but keep her safe cause she is the best person ever.
she also has ADHD so you will be distracted by her but you know its all good

wow that riley tobin gets all the boys i wish i was her.

by rileyt__________ August 7, 2019

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Riley Saunders

meanest bitch of the west. she will completely fuck you over without hesitation. do not ever trust this nasty whore

girl 1: Riley tripped me

girl 2: of course she did that’s riley saunders

by begonethots1234567890 November 2, 2019

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Nolan Riley

The official start of the major disease that spread across the world, Nolanitis. This disease is unknown to many but it is starting to make headlines. This person is currently under strict quarantine currently. This mysterious person apparently started the disease by allowing extreme amounts of blue fluorescent light to go from a Nintendo switch into her eyeballs. Information about this person is that she identifies herself as a woman. She is 3 foot 5 ( not sure) with black hair and blue eyes. If you see any person named Nolan Riley please alert immediately

squilliamg1232hotmail.com

If you upvote this or nolanitis you will get protection from this disease

be sure to check out cole pufferfish. ( related to this subject)

Squilliam: gasp
Tyler: that Nolan Riley
*they immediately suffer prolonged severe itching between the upper thighs*

by dankmaster666 May 14, 2019

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