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Digital Retardation

The process by which Google Drive is too stupid to realize that someone who uploaded a video is the owner of that video file, thus prompting them to share the file with themselves before they have access to download their own video.
Man, I can't believe I'm seeing such Digital Retardation in today's society. I just wanted to download my video!
by BillyWorder12 April 9, 2019
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P.T.F.A. RETARD(S)

P.T.F.A.RETARD(S) Stands for Pay the Fuck Attention Retard(s). This term is generally used towards one or more persons that is not actually Mentally handicapped, but rather one who blatantly refuses to PAY THE FUCK ATTENTION and learn or better understand what's being said, there by willingly choosing to remain being a stupid dumb fucking RETARD, that will obviously NEVER FUCKING LEARN....
When Chuck had to repeat herself for what seemed like the millionth time, her answer to the question that the Dumbfuck prison bitches asked her yet again, after she gave them the same answer she always gave them, she said in an exasperated and annoyed tone "WHY DON'T YOU P.T.F.A. RETARD(S)!! " But the dumbfucks still haven't and most likely won't ever P.T.F.A. and will always remain RETARDS.....
by Dr. Cowabunga October 2, 2019
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Retard Candy

The last candy picked from a communal candy dish after all the "better" candies are chosen. Similiar to the selection process on a playground. The Retard is always the last one picked.
Susan brought in Jolly Ranchers for her candy dish, but I better quick there quick. Last time, I ended up with raspberry which we all know is Retard Candy.
by MJSch1 October 19, 2009
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fat retard slob

a man from billerica massachusettes named bobby that lives on old concord rd.
man that fat retard slob just sucked off a dude.
by dick james hurtz December 24, 2007
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Half Retard

A person who spells phenomenal and degrading wrong while giving a definition such as Madd Jester.
I think Fred's a Half Retard, he always smells his finger after he diggs up his bum.
by Glapogos October 18, 2008
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Retard

1:To cause to move or proceed slowly; delay or impede
2:Derogatory criticism, rejoinder or rebuke, by people of limited vocabulary, of anyone with a different opinion to them and usually smarter than them.
by chizzah May 5, 2003
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mental retardation

Effect of listening to one of George W Bush's state of the union address's.
John: Hey Fred, where's Tom?

Fred: He was sent to a crazy house.

John: What? Why?

Fred: He watched one of George W Bush's speeches and came down with a case of mental retardation.

John: Oh.
by jokemonkey March 4, 2008
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