war over religion 

A fight over who has a better imaginary friend

(The Christians and The Muslims meet on the playground one day)
Christians: "God is better than Allah, he has laser vision!"
Muslims: "Uh-uh Allah is better, he can fly!"
(they then procede to bomb the hell out of one another)

war over religion by Aaron June 21, 2004

fake religion 

A religion that is made up to offend theists.

I personally find some of them stupid, and some funny.

Me: The FSM(church of the flying spaghetti monster) is a fake religion someone made to offend theists.

Other guy: Yeah, it's funny to watch theists get their panties in a wad over it.

Me: I'm staying out of this!

fake religion by Demonic bro December 6, 2013

leilas religion 

leilas religion is communism of dumbassery. we serve the holy trinity, pepe kermit and shrek. we hate sec ones and dumb people shall be named zajeb. caps and autocorrect are excommunicated. thats the only sin of leilaests

leilas religion is better than keke’s religion and martins cult

leilas religion by iambigbrainbitch October 21, 2019

True Religion Jeans

Expensive designer jeans that have a horse shoe like "U" stitched onto the back pockets.

Movie stars and rich people wear these jeans. They range from $175 to around $450. Nice jeans.

WOAH are those true religion jeans?

your damn right they are!

True Religion Jeans by killakiwi December 30, 2008

evolutionary religion 

1) the act of believing in evolution because the idea of God scares the crap out of you.

2) A religion that often invents methods of dating the earth to convince others and themselves that we used to be monkeys.

dude: "how was the earth created?"

"religious scientist:" An explosion... as told to me by my evolutionary religion (also known as college)

dude: but how do you know for sure?

"religious scientist:" I have FAITH that it happened...

evolutionary religion by Consequences October 7, 2010

Big-Box Religion

Any one of the actively evaporating yet previously powerful, influential and popular religious organizations currently attempting, in desperation, to maintain relevance and retain control of adherents.

Seems like I'm a 'none'...can't hang with Big-Box Religion

Big-Box Religion by YAWA May 30, 2019

The Cheorge Religion 

It is a prestigious religion led by Lord Charlie and Lord George, and overpowers the BRIDIEISM Society.

“The Cheorge Religion is amazing.”

The Cheorge Religion by AlexsssHshsjsj January 26, 2021