Quiet(s)

Another term for a cigarette. Cigs are quiet when marijuana is loud. There is a difference. Dont be confused.

Piece of mud: Steph, you smoke those quiet(s) now? What the fuck?

Also see piece of mud
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Guy: Yo I was smokin on dat loud and right after my homie bummed me a quiet
Other guy: yo lemme get on dat quiet
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My friends at marathon sell quiet(s) to minors.

by youwillneverknoww July 23, 2012

Quiff

A modern, ridiculous excuse for a hairdo that only onedirection, boy band looking, self indulgent rat boys use to flaunt their utter stupidity.

In all seriousness, if this is what people consider "handsome" or "cool" now then that's very sad...

One direction and Justin Bieber being to blame again for it's popularity.

"What's that hairstyle?"
"It's called a quiff."
"... What an absolute silly scumbag..."

by spurstildeath January 5, 2014

quilt

A homosexual (gay, puff, queer, noddy etc.)

Bowler

"your such a fucking quilt"

by Cunty July 29, 2005

quif

when air is expelled from a womans fanny

oh u bitch u quifed

by bette midler September 29, 2003

quif pizza

when two people are having sex and multiple quifs come out in a row

Damn girl that was just a quif pizza you had right there.

by Mark Twains a dickweed December 18, 2008

quif

a ginormous delicious muffin

chelsea buttered a blueberry quif and ate it for breakfast

by quifilicious June 9, 2005

quiff

What you'd call the sort of cowardly idiot who'd typically post their mildly amusing definitions on the Urban Dictionary

Did you read what that quiff just wrote? What a douche bag!

by Even quiffs need love October 4, 2006