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Queef Burger 

When somebody is eating out a woman's pussy and she queefs.

It can also be used as a random insult.
Joe, i heard your girlfriend gave you a queef burger.

You are such a queef burger Tom!
Queef Burger by adshgoieajf June 3, 2007

Queef Off 

When two women compete in queefing tactics, similar to two musicians performing dueling banjos
I challenge you to a queef off!
Da-da dum, da-dum, da-dum, da-dum
de-de-dum, de-dum, de-dum, de-dum...
Queef Off by Ford Leiden December 26, 2009

Queef lorraine 

A fanny fart that smells eggy, as in quiche lorraine but in this instance "Queef lorraine"
thats a queef lorraine if ever you laid one!
Queef lorraine by mrspig July 13, 2010

Queef-B-Gone 

A standard treatment of the vagina that, prevents queefs from occuring: usually applied as a cream, or jell like substance.

Ex: Sara Queefed so much, so she bought some Queef-B-Gone from the store to prevent vaginal farts.
Sara queefed too much, so she bought some Queef-B-Gone from the store to prevent vaginal farts.

queef fetish 

A sexual fetish for air dispelled from the vagina. Rhymes with "leaf lettuce." (Proper use is in restaurant work).
Chef: Hey get me a head of leaf lettuce!
Dishwasher: Queef fetish?
Chef: What the fuck?
queef fetish by bingy9 April 8, 2010

Queef Boxing 

Bennett is the king of queef boxing!
Queef Boxing by sheselle June 25, 2010