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Penguin Punch

The penguin punch accures when a couple are having sex on the top of the stairs in the Doggy Style position, when the man is about to nut he punches the girl on the back of the head and slides down the stairs like a sled. (preferable with snow)
Man: i penguin punched your mom last night
Man2: ...
by Girthquake132 September 12, 2021
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pear punch

The act of trying to take a bite out of a pear but hitting yourself in the face instead.
by Dontrel March 3, 2015
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dick punch

Figuratively taking a blow that does not hurt as bad as getting punched in the balls but still demoralizing enough to hate the world.
My wife and I separated and she already has a boyfriend after 2 weeks. That feels like a huge dick punch!
by Burndaddy January 22, 2017
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Elizabeth Punches

Elizabeth Punches is one of the best and most proficient American painters in the United states. BFA from Virginia Intermont College in 2012. She now lives and works from a small versitle public studio downtown Galveston Texas, after obtaining notoriety across the United states for her unique painting techniques and eccentric personality. Punches work is highly sought after across all of America and southeast Canada, with several gallery owners noting, "she sells every thing she paints." She is a quiet person and loves living in the peace of a tiny American sandbar with her beloved dog.
Who does that painter over there think she is? I mean, she's good, but she's no

Elizabeth Punches.
by SaintLusciousofPetrichor December 21, 2016
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Punching the Monk

masturbation. The tip of a penis resembles the shiney bald head of a monk. See also punching the midget punching the munchkin punching the cyclops
After 50 minutes of punching the monk, Don was wasted.
by bill1970 July 10, 2010
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cracker punch

To hit an opponent in the eye with a closed fist encasing a ritz.
I just hit that cracka with a cracker punch. Cracks is layed out with some ritz dust now.
by Crackapunch June 24, 2014
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Tractor Punch

Grabbing onto a shoulder for leverage when violently fisting your partner/victim.
Fisting $5
Violent fisting $10
Tractor punch $20
Tractor Punch Approved.
by MarlinedbyClowns October 16, 2010
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