mrs. proctor

A mean ass teacher. If you say like she'll have you're hid TANNED! She is very strict on grammar and spelling. Better watch out and have you're act together in the hallway's. She has threatened to torture kids until Jesus comes back! That's a damn good long time if I do say so myself.

Mrs. Proctor is your teacher? Oh man, I am so sorry. I won't be surprised if you don't survive this year. / Yeah man, me either. That bitch is gonna kill me! Well, see ya in hell.

by Hetero-Sexual Male December 18, 2017

Funeral Procession

When a driver drives so slow that they create a long backlog of cars behind them on a single-lane road. Little old ladies and soccer moms are notorious for these.

My mom made a funeral procession on Rt. 35 today; our car was the hearse and I was the dead man because all my buddies were driving behind me.

by Sid Barrett October 25, 2007

Proctologically

Thinking or acting in a way that would give off the impression that your head is shoved firmly up your ass.

John proctologically swerved into my lane because he was on his cell phone and not paying attention to the road.

by AlbinoRhino September 12, 2008

processing fee

Money you give to an organization for paying them money.

YOU: I'd like to have my laptop fixed.
THEM: Ok, that'll be $100.
YOU: Do you accept Visa?
THEM: Yes, that'll be $100 and a $30 processing fee.
YOU: $30 for what?
THEM: You're paying us because you have to pay us the $100.

by sherlock helmsley January 6, 2012

Procrastisaurs (P. Saurs)

Defined and discovered by Chan: A person or persons who habitually delays, intentionally or unintentionally, to a point where they have endangered their own species to the brink of their own demise ultimatately causing their extinction. -Dr. Chandler J.S PHD Procrastology

The procrastisaurs (P. Saurs) spends so much time doing nothing they will starve to death.

by BIG CHAN D33Z3R October 7, 2012

Procrastribating

Procrastribating or procrastribation- (v. n.) Instead of writing a paper or working on a long term assignment you decide to masturbate while procrastinating.

Jack spent all night procrastribating and instead of showing up to school with a complete assignment he showed up with sticky fingers.

by BurtonBoarder6o9 December 5, 2009

Procreate

to multiply, or the result of having sex

"i will surely bless you, and will surely multiply you."

"i want a son; lets procreate."

by Ekim Drachir February 29, 2004