powder monkey

A strange little man that sneaks up behind small children and screams "Y halo thar buttsekz!!!11!1!!!11 I r teh u1tim4t3 h4><0r! PWN3D!11!1!!!!1" A common character of bedtime stories.

The little boy was walking through the deep dark woods when the pedophile Powder Monkey jumped out behind him and screamed "Y HALO THAR BUTTSEKZ!!"

by Powder Monkey February 1, 2004

powder nap

The 20 mins of sleep needed at lunchtime to make up for the 6am departure to get to the mountain to get first tracks in the fresh powder.

After I eat some lunch, I need a powder nap or my afternoon will be trashed.

by CO_jcd April 17, 2011

gock powder

Just like talcam powder for an irritated gock area.

I hope Jeff has a good supply of "gock powder" the way that boy sweats his fat gock has gotta be red and raw without a sprinkle of that good old "gock powder"

by Mr.Traxx February 12, 2009

Cunt Powder

1. Being ignorant, a dumbass, a dick head, an asshole, and/or a pussy shit.
2. Excess from an old woman.

1) Ryan: Let's go and smoke.
Garris: There's a cop right there, cunt powder.

2)Ryan: And then she let off all this cunt powder.

by iChar May 18, 2006

Powdered donut

Slang for anal bleaching

Charles went to the spa and got a powdered donut for Brian.

by Book Lady June 13, 2015

chili powder rub

when a person cant take the spicyness of a food that has chili powder sprinkled on it, he takes the food (ex. spicy peanuts) and rubs them around in his hand, dusting off most of the chili powder, thus making it significantly less spicy.

guy1: oh man theese are some good spicy peanuts!

guy2 rubs the peanuts in his hand

guy1: oh man was that a chili powder rub? UNCOOL, man, UNCOOL!

by annoncat December 12, 2009

powdered sugar

When an older man is masturbating and his jizz is so dry it is a powdered substance like powdered sugar

The young girl got Shane so aroused, he shot powdered sugar everywhere.

by Shaneomac87 July 7, 2011