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Thought Potato 

Having uncontrollable thoughts about food when you're on a diet.

Unlike the real potato, this is a much more effective way of eating whilst on a diet.
OMG I'M HAVING SO MANY THOUGHT POTATOES.

potato thumping 

Anal insertion of crystal meth said to increase sexual pleasure of anal sex.
Before taking it up the butt I decided to go potato thumping in order to distract myself from his small weiner.
potato thumping by ThumpMasterT January 5, 2009

Baked Potato 

(Noun) The act of being a couch potato while also being high on marijuana.
I was so lazy yesterday when I got high I was just a baked potato for the rest of the day.
Baked Potato by Atomik Menace October 21, 2011

Dumb Potato-Eater 

Germany's pet name given by Romano (South Italy).
"Suck my balls, you dumb potato-eater."

Potato Salad 

1. (noun) A common picnic side dish consisting of mayo mustard and primarily potatoes

2. (noun) In poker, to catch a straight, flush, or full house on the turn or river
1. Random Guy: Before you may pass, name one thing you take to a picnic.

Peter Griffin: We're going to go with Potato Salad

Random Guy: (pointing to a cloud) SHOW ME POTATO SALAD!!!

2. With an open ended straight draw after the flop, Shawn said "show me potato salad" and ended up catching his straight on the turn
Potato Salad by thebizzareone October 5, 2004
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potato by ivrugue March 2, 2021