the Family Guy Position

if your date is ugly and you don't wanna see her naked and get her pregnant, you fuck her in the ear
(from a Family Guy episode about chastity)

I hate the Family Guy Position, I'd rather do it doggie style.

by LLLZ March 4, 2008

Poip the Mooster

The term Poip the Mooster refers to the action of breaking through the toilet paper with the pointer finger and poking the anus. This term is also known as "Scratching the Rusty Sheriff's Badge" and "Poking the Disciple"

After you Poip the Mooster you MUST wash your hands.

I hope you Poip the Mooster!

by I hope I dont October 20, 2008

the pancake position

When your wife ways at least 600 pounds, and she sits on you in bed. You will most likely end up shaped like a pancake.

Holy SHIT!!! What happened to you? You must have done it in the pancake position with Wanda!!!

by TheMightyness September 26, 2004

GPS (Global Positioning Steven)

Named for an annoying wannabe kid who never gets invited to go places, but always seems to show up anyway. Because he can find his "friends" anywhere, even if they go to great lengths to exclude him or go places that they think he'll never find them, he is thought to have an extrasensory advantage in locating others.

"So I went to the mall with Joe the other day and Nick showed up. It was like he was waiting for us!"
"Yeah, he does that all the time. He's got GPS."

by B-Town June 1, 2004

lateral coital position

after being recommended by Masters and Johnson( a research team), it was popular with three quarters of their heterosexual study experiments after having tried it. The position involves the man on his back, with the woman rolled slightly to the side so that her pelvis is atop his, but her weight is beside his.
note: this position should be used with caution for it is the leading cause of penile breakage.

After i pummeled that vagina with the lateral coital positioned, i told that bitch to get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich., she obeyed! Very nice:D

by RLN0518 August 31, 2010

Girl Guide position

The familar sexual position where the man stands and the woman kneels in front of him and gives him head. She is in the Girl Guide position.

As most women know and use this position, the story is that they were all taught it in the Girl Guides. In some versions, all Guides learn it routinely. In other versions the Guide is taught it in order to obtain her fellatrix attainment badge.

Of course these stories are untrue. There is no such thing as a Guide fellatrix badge. And all Girl Guides are fine, morally upstanding young women.

Jane: how do you want me? Is on my knees OK?
John: Yeh. The good old Girl Guide position is fine.
(a little later . . .)
John: That was great . . . obviously you got your fellatrix badge when you were in the Guides.

by Janey7611 May 11, 2011

Penis Positioning System

Penis Positioning System (PPS) is the system whereby "Mr. Penis chooses his own position". That is to say that your penis decides where you go (and who you do). Penis Positioning System is named for Global Positioning System (GPS).

Ed: Dude, I don't know what I was thinking.
Al: PPS.
Ed: What?
Al: Ask Mr. Penis, he chooses the position.

Lee: Oh man, I was using my Penis Positioning System last night, that's for sure.

by ~Anonymous~ May 6, 2006