poop high

the amazing feeling you get after taking a poop. it doesn't matter if it is big or small, just as long as you get even the smallest turd out of your bowels.

man, i just had an amazing poop! i'm on that poop high!

by nattybbyxb August 1, 2011

Pre-Workout-Poop

Also known simply as a PWP. A hearty number two before a rigorous workout, designed to warm-up the bowels and prevent any mid-workout-sharts. Can also be done with a group of friends, where it is known as a Pre-Workout-Group-Poop, or PWGP.

John: Hey, are you gonna take a PWP today?
David: Of course I am, my pre-workout-poop is the only thing I look forward to these days.

by preworkoutpooper June 26, 2016

Coop and poop

A coop and poop is when you poop and then recoup yourself and masturbate onto your freshly laid poop.

I had a nice coop and poop this morning!

by Lolermain June 8, 2021

The Wall of The Black Poop

The black poops wall opens when it reacts to the saucey goodness, thus leaving stains on the cheeks of doom.

The Wall of The Black Poop opens daily.

by Bubba Black Sauce October 14, 2009

Poop Driving

When you are driving your car like an idiot because you are going to shit your pants.

Officer: Sir do you know you were going 80 mph in a 25 mph zone?
Driver: of course officer, I was going to shit my pants
Passenger: He was poop driving sir.

by Mina Minogue July 24, 2008

Poop Flakes

Airborn fecal matter expelled during flatulation.

"Dude! You just got Poop Flakes in my eye!"

by The Mystery Gang March 25, 2009

poop seeking meat missile

The erect phallus of a man that is about to be inserted into the brown-eye of another man/woman.

"I've got a present for you," Floyd said to his lover Timothy, "a poop seeking meat missile!"

by Grande John July 21, 2006