Phonic Boom

The rash (over the last several years) of misspellings, misuses and mispronunciations of every-day words, especially on the bottom of the screen "tickers" on news channels, and the sad fact of acceptance of these mistakes.

Mispronounce-SupposEDly. NOT- supposively, supposubly,supposofly, etc..

Misuse of words-Indigenous instead of indigent

Misspellings-TendONitis, not tendINitis.
AdvisOR, not advisER.

This could also lend itself to beginning sentences with "and" or "but".

Mike-I'm going down to the Tigers game tonight.

Dave-Better leave early, supposively there's new contruction on 94.

Mike-Dude, you mean supposEDly. These damn phonic booms are becoming much too frequent.

by Michael Chojnacki October 19, 2008

Police'n

When you take all of the factory hubs are off your cars wheels and you are riding with the black factory rims so your car looks like it has cops tires.

What happened to Jays hubs?

Man he took them off, he be police'n

by police-rim-inspector July 15, 2010

Panic Pete

Giving your penis the appearance of being fully hard by squeezing the bottom part of it, mostly used in an effort to make vagina insertion easier. Named after the squeeze toy, Panic Pete.

Chad: I got too cross faded and didn't get it all the way up, so I had to Panic Pete the prostie.

by d2zag March 31, 2015

police

group of criminals who are so far above the law that they enforce it on others, but are typically not royalty or affiliated with powerful bloodlines or estates.

in america this position only requires a ged, and has a relatively low ceiling for iq levels, in which they will deny an application if the applicant scores too high on the administered iq test. please also see 'idiots'

i agree, police are typically idiots

by bottomedout July 9, 2020

Morale Police

The Morale Police, the guardians of draconian working policies, deny all forms of amusement, smiling and entertainment to the working masses. With their slogan of "Morale, together we'll crack it!" they attempt to drain the workers of any happiness they may have.

Johnny:- "Wow Jimmy, I can't beleive there's no flying! Maybe they'll send us home early!"
Jimmy:- "I do hope so Johnny, That would make me most happy!"
Morale Police:- "You two, go and do this pointless task that I've thought up just to keep you at work longer"

by Stu Moss January 22, 2007

possible police

those who let "possiblility" rule their actions and lives. first used on The Simpsons by Agnes Skinner

Agnes: And you, start over. I want everything in one bag.
Pimple Faced Kid: Yes, ma'am!
Agnes: But I don't want the bag to be heavy.
Pimple Faced Kid: I don't think that's possible!
Agnes: What are you, the possible police? Just do it!

by mo-mo-mo January 2, 2009

Porn Panic

Having had a parent/friend/spouse come dangerously close to finding their stash of sweaty knuckle material (be it tangible and therefore most likely hidden under a mattress, or in a file marked 'Holiday Photos' in the deepest, darkest bowels of their computer) the act of feverishly deleting/burning/disposing of this material occurs in what is collectively known as a 'Porn Panic'.

"Hey Brian, I heard you had naked pictures of Michelle from our old school class, can I see them?"
"Sorry mate, I did, but the missus was poking around on my laptop and came dangerously close to finding them so I deleted everything in a Porn Panic"

by stormont6703 August 25, 2011