huge penis

Noun.
A male's penis that exceeds the average size, of which is 12.7-15 cm (5-5.9 in) in length and 12.3 cm (4.85 in) in circumference when fully erect.

In the locker room, I peaked at John Smith's 8 inch long penis; it is a huge penis.

by TommyJay June 7, 2007

Nathan penis

A penis so big that it's foes cries in fear of being torn apart.

Nathan penis , omg no please don't kill me im still a virgin

by Nazi Doctor May 3, 2018

big bulbous penis

A penis that is very large or Shrek sized.

Shrek shoved his big bulbous penis into Harry Potter's orifices.

by Mebuscus09 October 17, 2014

snow penis

a giant penis made out of snow, often made by penises.

dude, that penis made a snow penis on my lawn!

by Greg B September 25, 2005

Penis

Something my boyfriend should let me touch

Whip it out _______
I'd love to touch your Penis!

by WWP: Wonderful World of Penis! December 10, 2011

small penis car

Also applies to humongous "manly" vehicles that are not allowed to wear dirt, let alone get driven on it. Glossy Hummers, pinstriped pickups, and similar macho-but-impractical trucks and SUVs that cruise cities and suburbs.

The Hummer is the most useless vehicle ever built; it's the ultimate small penis car.

by JimDD April 14, 2006

Red Car Small Penis

The tendency for men with small penises to drive red sports cars to overcompensate for their lack of manhood, when all this does is attract negative attention, especially from girls, who immediately think: Red Car Small Penis!

One girl to another: Check out the red car!

Another: Check out the dude driving the red car!

Both girls: Red car small penis!!!!

by sarasplayroom.com August 2, 2009