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Packet Bong

Pet name for packet sniffing software like Wireshark or TCPDump by network professionals. Because it allows them to view raw packet data; which can often yield a packet high.
I had to pull out the trusty old packet bong last night while I was troubleshooting the network latency.
by netguy101 January 7, 2011
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fadge packer

One who packs half bales of wool, a complete retard usually employed to comply with non-discrimination by-laws.

All the staff at rotorua Mitre 10.

A vegan homosexual
"Jimmy you slacker,stop bieng a poofter and help me pack these fadges".

"I'm geting out of here,Mitre 10 is full of fadge packers".

John: "Paul is such a fudge packer"
Steven: "No, he dosnt eat dairy, hes a fucken fadge packer!"
by Pond_Scumley December 24, 2007
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Sugar Packet Daddy

Younger man who has smaller income and assets than a "Sugar Daddy". Usually much better looking but may have less money.
Female: "Dam, my sugar daddy has old balls, I need a sugar packet daddy."
by silverround August 12, 2008
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Un-packed kebab

When a woman's genitals resemble that of a Doner kebab. Popular with the more sexually active women, it looks as tho she hasn't been "packed" properly and as a result "bits" are falling out.
Zach: Hey man! How did you go with Shiniqua last night? You know everyone has had her yeah?

Kynan: I believe it bro, she has the worst Un-packed kebab i have ever seen!

Zach: How bad was it?

Kynan: Dude, there were meaty bits everywhere!
by Krazy Legz April 2, 2010
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Corn-packer

"I was a corn-packer. And I know that term is offensive. To some people. Because corn-packer is a derogatory term for a gay Iowan." Stephen Colbert responding to Iowa Republican Steve King at House Judiciary Committee about Immigration.
by Morto00x September 25, 2010
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Pleased by a Packer

...to be of the lesbian persuasion. "Pleased by a Packer" traditionally refers to a woman who can "pass" as a straight girl, but is a lesbian in disguise. She has the ability and physical lure necessary to score with men, but pulls a 'bait and switch' when she reveals she is actually a femme lesbian.
Oh, no. You don't want to go there, man. She's pleased by a packer.
by SecretlySexuallyTwisted September 19, 2010
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got his ass packed

Dude was a pedophile and was sentenced to prison, and got his ass packed by BIG Bubba!
by dmillswvu82 February 23, 2023
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