park tool

Retard

All the retards that work at park tool

by Forumyoung June 15, 2022

Park Avenue Pony Ride

Picture this: a discombobulated unicorn being humped beyond recognition, urinated on and then ripped apart starting at the throat.....by a 9lbs Boston Terrier in a pink tutu named Skittles 💕💕💕💕

Think it's all fun and games till ya wake up face down and ass up after a good ol fashion park avenue pony ride. Good luck getting THAT taste out ya mouf!!

by JfreaknD June 18, 2022

park jimin

breathtaking, talented, supportive, smart, otherworldly, unreal, graceful, loved, loving, embodiment of love, unpredictable, happiness personified

local: what’s a park jimin?
army: he’s just the epitome of breathtaking, talented, supportive, smart, otherworldly, unreal, graceful, loved, loving, embodiment of love, unpredictable, happiness personified . stan park jimin

by parkjiminlover July 4, 2022

Park Princess

Noun; A 6-7 out’ve 10. Does herself up to be a modest 8. Usually from a nicer area of town (Bonita Springs, Naples), in some case originating from San Carlos itself, although rarely a local. Introduced to “The Park” between 18-25, due to minimal exposure to degeneracy and debauchery in youth, quickly falls in love with the first male to give her attention from the streets of SCP. This happens fast and obsessively due to experiencing lowlife behavior thought to be missed out in youth (drinking, smoking, partying). Male is typical 4-6 out’ve 10, Hispanic or White, and dates younger girls with low self esteem as that’s all he can get. See TRASH for more detailed description.

“Dude, did you see who’s she’s dating!? She left HIM for THIS guy. Yeah bro, we knew her since we were kids, what the hell happened?”

“Damn bro, she’s lost her mind and really downgraded her life. What a Park Princess!”

by rockbigcock August 13, 2022

park soobin

a member of the group WJSN who eats every line she gets. she also was voted as most gorgeous woman in the whole world.

P1: "hey do you know park soobin"
P2: "yesss she is the best woman ever"
P1: "right. she slayed"

by renebaebae September 4, 2022

Park & Bark

The act of girls whom sit in the walmart parking lot after 9:00 pm and smoke meth, Getting reluctantly high towards the commerce of a capitalistic intension.

"The girls were out all night at the walmart"
"Oh the 'ol "park & bark"

by x.iX September 19, 2022

PARK JIMIN

Park Jimin is the most best person ever to exist. He’s a king along with all my other biases which are men including Namjoon,Yoongi,Beomgyu,Jisung,Hyunjin and furthermore. Everyone loves him and if you don’t what did he do wrong? He’s so nice he hasn’t done anything wrong but is sus

“You’re sooo Jimin”

“Awww thanks”
Or
“You’re so Park Jimin~”

“TYSM but I’m not as nice and sus as him~ㅋㅋ”

by anonymous February 28, 2023