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two cans short of a six pack

adj. stupid or crazy; not "all there."
oh man, look at this two cans short of a six pack
by Mohamed youssif September 5, 2008
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pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs

A shorter sentence than "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" which uses every letter in the alphabet, a pangram. First mentioned in Mark Dunn's book Ella Minnow Pea.

There are 32 letters, only 6 are repeated, making this the shortest coherent pangram.
On wikipedia, they have a whole page devoted to pangrams. The only two that actually make any sense are "pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs" and "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog." Besides these, there are many others that are used my different companies to test fonts.
by eowyn_ut January 10, 2009
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6-pack

the square abdominal muscles found on the abdomen resulting from stomach excercises
she ran her fingertips across my 6-pack
by ik1470 May 17, 2005
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stimulus package

When a new restaurant or store, especially a well-known one that didn't previously have any outlets nearby, opens and is always busy.
- "Bro, have you been to the new Five Guys yet?"

- "No dude, every time I walk by the line is out the door. It's basically a stimulus package!!"
by TheOriginalJZ May 6, 2011
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Alabama Pleasure Pack

In the epic pursuit of carnal pleasures, there are few "intimacy enhancers" more potent than the "Alabama Pleasure Pack". Composed of but not limited to: One sleeve of goody's powder; one 20oz Mountian Berry Blast Powerade; a pack of bubblicious watermelon bubble gum; approx 21.2g of Funyuns; one expired condom (off brand only) and two tickets to the local livestock auction. The inclusion of semi-solid dairy products (i.e. Cheese Whiz) is highly recommended for lubrication purposes. The Alabama Pleasure Pack is often carried in a brown paper bag to your erotic destination. Application is completely at the end user's discretion.
"Hey Bubba, did your sister finally give it up last night?"
"Yeah she was hesitant at first, until i pulled out the ol' Alabama Pleasure Pack and by the end of the night she was pulling her teeth out of the ceiling fan and we still can't find the dog. My finger smells like it's been in a wookie.
by Leo Joseph July 10, 2010
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Joe Six Pack

A normal or average "run of the mill" person; or rather a person of daily life.
Joe Six Pack's SAT score was an 1000, because he's an average guy.
by Justin February 20, 2004
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Packbawky

an elegant avian inhabiting urban areas. Packbawkies are valued for their rich melodious cries which mask the industrial clamour of city streets. They are intelligent and artistic, working collaboratively to decorate buildings using a transient medium composed of urates, oxalates, and phosphates.
This city would be dead without Packbawkies.
by Virge February 21, 2004
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