pingito

A Spanish slang word meaning very, very small penis.

Dam, Diego! Look at your pingito!

Gonyo, Diego! Su pene es tan pequeña que es una pingito!

by RedDot June 10, 2008

ping pong merrily on high .

Comotose trance like state, induced by involuntarily watching a non-descript unidentifiable table tennis match or similar dire trash , on a long haul economy flight overhead DVD system, prior to falling into the blessed relief of an irreverent coma ; from ,no doubt, over exertion of the brain .....???

Whats this fucking crap their showing now !

- " ping pong merrily on high . "

by E - FUMBLER March 2, 2009

Ping Crimson

When someone's ping is so bad and they're lagging so severely, they appear to be skipping over time.

1: dude, I keep trying to break this and it comes right back.
2:looks like you are Ping Crimsoning bro.

by Dradger April 11, 2020

Pingas Bot

This is the greatest discord bot of All Time

A: Hey bro do you use Pingas Bot?
B: yeah
A: Certified chad moment

by YupYupTRP April 17, 2022

pop dee ping

welsh for microwave

oi gonna put my curry pie in the pop dee ping

by blaire n bat August 19, 2010

The Devil's Ping Pong

The Dirty; Mommy-Daddy Playtime; Babymaking; Coitus; the Horizontal Tango; Making the Beast with Two Backs; Swishing the Fish; Diddle the Skittles; Mormon Teeth-Brushing; Pollination; Bumping Uglies; Trip Down the Grand Canyon; Plowing the Field; Sowing Wild Oats; In N Out Burger; Home Run; Tomb Raider; Going Down Under; Bushwhacking; Ace in the Hole; Buttering the Biscuits; Making Happy; Doing the Do; Making Whoopie; Banging; Screwing; Pounding; Shagging; Sexual Intercourse

Karsten and Jasmine are upstairs playing the Devil's ping pong.

by PhalangeMarcus April 18, 2018

Single as a Pringle

Now, most think it is simply a lazy ryme, but it's much more deep than that. Being "single like a Pringle" means you don't want to be single. Everyone is ment to be together, or at least in groups, and your alone. No one loves you. Hell, who the fuck would buy a can of Pringles if it only had one Pringle? Wich means your destiny is to be thrown away and eaten by rodents or a homeless person. Your pathetic and worthless. No one will ever want you. Ever. No one would even blink if you died you discusting Pringle.

Girl 1:"lol I'm as single as a Pringle"

Girl 2:"Haha what does that even mean Pringles come in packs"

Girl 2:"I am extremely suicidal."

by Hamilton fan to the max May 10, 2020